IQ TEST
There is 1 question in this test
Question 1
There are 4 people sitting around a table.
A Tory MP, a billionaire banker, a cancer patient and you.
On the table there is a plate of 10 biscuits.
The billionaire banker takes 9 of the biscuits and scoffs all of them.
The Tory MP leans over to you, points at the remaining biscuit and whispers – “Watch out! That cancer patient is going to eat your biscuit.”
What is the correct reply?
(please choose one answer only)
A) Don’t worry, I ‘ve got stacks more stashed away under the table no-one else knows about.
B) You’re right and I’m f***ed if I’m going to let some f****ing scrounging lazy bastard eat all the f***ing biscuits.
C) F*** you.
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A) You are a Tory MP (or a moron).
B) You are a moron (or a Tory MP).
C) You are one of the f****ed 99% (and you know it).
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Explanation of the answers:
Tax evasion costs the taxpayer about 15 bn a year (government figures).
Benefit fraud costs the taxpayer about 1bn a year (government figures).
The government has announced cancer patients on chemotherapy will have to undergo tests to prove they can’t work. See here.
The Sun opened a disability benefit ‘scroungers’ hotline. See here.
Mail readers are morons. See here.
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Please feel free to comment – you don’t need to register and I’m extremely minimal with the moderating – so fire away:
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Pride's Purge 
You have the bastards bang to rights ….. sadly they just do not give a shit.
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That is the problem – destruction of any kind of welfare state seems to one of this government’s primary objectives 😦
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You can add Express readers to the list.
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i’m sick of paying for the fat cats to live well! tax is a con, if the government are so bothered about the rising deficit they should give back their second homes and stop stealing our taxes for their own pockets…such as their expenses. when they took the job on they knew they had to travel to get to work and they knew they would have to pay their expenses! i don’t get my travel paid and i don’t get a second home closer to work…..i knew i wouldn’t when took my job!
Also revoke all work visas for non-british nationals to free up work for the already entitled but currently unemployed, send home all these asylum seekers and adopt some policies from our Australian counterparts, in terms of immigration laws. logically this would keep the pound within the UK and keep Britain employed which in turn will reduce the numbers of people sponging off the social system that favours those who are “escaping” their own countries to exploit ours!!! it wont be long until we over throw our government and follow the examples of Greece and others!?! strong words maybe, but honest too!
I am in no way a racist just sick of our “PC” laws that take away our identities, when was the last time anyone saw “English” on a form asking for your nationality? i’ve seen “British-African, British-Iranian, British-Indian, British-Europian, British-Polish and Other” but i’ve not seen “English” for a very long time! answer me this too, when was the last time you used the name “Great Britain”? the only thing “Great” about Britain today is the prices we pay our Government!!!
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You can also add all of the main stream media in Scotland, as it is all Liebore party run. We all know they are as Tory as the Torys too.
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Roll On The Revolution
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“I am in no way a racist” – Aye, right . . . and a wee bit further right . . . just a tad more: now THAT’s right!
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When the Police notice that the thieving bastards have stolen all their pensions as well who will protect them.
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Dutch you are a Racist, and re the forms from Government Departments the reason there is no English box is because your British
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i am in no way a racist, these are my views and you are entitled to your opinion on them! we as a country have lost our identity! we as a whole are the human race, regardless of our colour or creed! but there are a large amount of people who are not, for want of better words, born to this country and have no real reason to claim benefits or seek legal employment here, however they do work or claim! my suggestion would effectively reduce unemployment and help improve our current financial issues. it won’t cure them instantly but it will improve them for the masses. would you agree that my point would improve things for those who are entitled to work?
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”Also revoke all work visas for non-british nationals to free up work for the already entitled but currently unemployed, send home all these asylum seekers and adopt some policies from our Australian counterparts, in terms of immigration laws. ” , so that would be a huge number of doctors , health professionals , nurses , fruit and veg pickers/packers and other folk that we are short of , would i be right in thinking that you are racist as well as stupid
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Racist xenophobe non thinker , yes i think that just about sums you up .
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don’t believe all the agitprop currently spewiing out of he Daily Fail, Express and alas the BBC, the simple fact is that the UK’s rapidly ageing population will become evermore dependent on migrant labour undertaking those jobs that ‘natives’ are not qualified for, capable of, or willing to do. The demonisation of immigrants is, like the demonisation, of the disabled, part of the nasty Right’s strategy to enrich the very rich ad leave the poor majority to struggle as they will. Perhaps UK natives will be able to find work in more humane societies around the world?
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am i allowed to shove the biscuit up the tory morons ass & take the cancer patient out to dinner?
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Yeah Catherine – you’ve just scored genius on the IQ test score card. Well done. 🙂
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How have we got this far without mentioning the Torygraph, one of the worst rags at the moment ;s Catherine, your great 😀
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” send home all these asylum seekers and adopt some policies from our Australian counterparts, in terms of immigration laws” Big difference between Asylum seekers and immigrants mate, maybe you would have thought it a good idea to send asylum seeking Jews back to mainland Europe in second world war, Immigration can be controlled to a certain extent but not for people in the EU. When you categorise asylum seekers with immigrants you are exposing your self as a racist as the only thing that is constant in these two groups is that they are non British and often non white. .
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Why did I not stop the banker from taking all the biscuits in the first place?
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