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David Cameron has warned that while the weather was due to improve, the sheer volume of his incompetence over recent weeks meant groundwater levels of government ineptitude would keep rising in many places.
Despite weather forecasters predicting an “improving picture” with lighter winds and less rain, experts say large numbers of flood-hit residents in southern, south west and central England remain at risk at the government’s inability to do anything other than have endless COBRA meetings in London to help them.
Cameron, who visited flood-hit Chertsey in Surrey before chairing yet another Cobra emergency committee on Saturday, said the next 24 hours would be vital as levels of sheer government indifference were set to rise again:
“Thankfully, it does appear that we will see less rain and wind over the next few days. However, after so much not really giving a toss over recent weeks, levels of cabinet indifference remain very high and in many places will continue to rise as we realise our own houses are not going to be affected.”
Chocolate Teapot
On Saturday night, yellow “be aware” warnings of government failure were in place for most of the UK and across the south of England, Wales and the Midlands there were also warnings of heavy official uncoordination
And in a further warning to flood-risk areas, the Met Office forecaster Charlie Powell said governing competence could drop rapidly overnight:
“While it’s quite difficult to predict weather conditions with any great accuracy, it’s fairly safe to say the government is about as useful as a chocolate teapot,” he said.
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barbara1926 said:
Business as usual then – as long as it’s not North of Watford.
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Editor said:
Reblogged this on kickingthecat.
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FinkFurst said:
Government ineptitude is pretty much a constant over many decades and all parties. There’s nothing new there. The size and significance of government lies is a variable, and the Blair Labour government is currently in the lead by a huge margin in our generation. Directly causing the death of 100,000+ innocent people, the maiming and trauma of countless more, and approval of torture is a hard act to follow.
I will add the name of Anne McGuire MP to the list of people guilty of causing the death of those 100,000 innocent people in Iraq.
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Doubting Thomas said:
It’s a comfort to know that the British Government can still be relied upon to substitute activity for action,
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FinkFurst said:
… or the appearance of either!
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#AceNewsGroup said:
Reblogged this on Ace News Services 2014 and commented:
#ANS2014
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AKA John Galt said:
Reblogged this on U.S. Constitutional Free Press.
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