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Archaeologists have reportedly discovered the legendary lost balls of British prime minister David Cameron, deep in the thick jungles of Honduras.
The balls – thought to have once belonged to the leader before he lost them while escaping brutal hand-to-hand debating with his enemies – were discovered while on an expedition to a remote valley of La Mosquitia to find the long lost spine of deputy prime minister Nick Clegg.
The team of specialists in archaeology and other fields, escorted by three British bushwhacking guides and a detail of Honduran special forces, discovered the lost Cameron family jewels in an area where an aerial survey had found evidence of a lost money-worshipping civilisation led by a ball-less leader, often depicted in contemporary images as a red-faced, chicken-livered phallus.
The dramatic news comes just weeks after scientists in the US claim to have succeeded in growing balls on Liberal Democrat test subjects in a laboratory.
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David Cameron calls on Ed Miliband to rule out SNP deal – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31780935
CAMERON ADMITS TORIES WILL LOSE ELECTION
in the event of a hung parliament he urges ed milliband not to team up with SNP
boy what a loser
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Interestingly, ‘balls deep’ and ‘cameron’ are words usually associated with Nick Clegg’s timeline
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Am I the only one who giggles like a 10 year old when the word debating is used in articles,and doubly so if bushwacking is also used. 😛
[I agree – bushwacking in particular is an excellent word which needs to be used much more, especially in political discourse] -TOM
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It gets worse: Scientists have managed to grow a set of udders on Ed Miliband, in order to milk his weaknesses at the Despatch Box…..
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http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/marauding-cow-injures-two-people-4950020
NETHERTON MUST BE A BIG JIHADIST HOT SPOT AS COWS ATTACK ISIS TERROR TRUCKS
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I thought that the ‘balls of Cameron’ were a myth?
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It’s completely bollockian in my opinion
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Are they really sure they belong to Cameron? Mind, he is a big dick so his balls would have to be big enough to show what a flaccid cock he is…or should that be flaccid chicken?
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Another great one from Tom Pride 😀
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It was reported today that several cats hiding in trees were acting as lookout posts in order to guide armed cows to attack jihadists terror vehicles in Netherton which is known to be an extremist strong hold
A Spokesman from the youth militia in charge of jumble sales said today that
covert operations involving domestic animals were a part of a new strategy on the war on terror
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Feline operated observation posts (FOOPS) have proven effective in past few years in the war on terror said a youth militia spokesman
“they act as the eyes and ears of guided cow missile system
We can claim several victories so far and prevented Netherton from launching attacks upon other local villages
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Dunwich odeon 4 Droitwich social club 3 at half time
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Coming next: plastic umbrellas prevent cancer
Is this the cure we have been waiting for?
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
As Dr Jago Cooper showed in his recent Lost Civilisations of Central America, there is indeed a mystery surrounding the creation of giant stone balls by the people of a long-vanished Central American civilisation. No-one knows quite what the balls were for or what they symbolise, but they appear in a range of sizes at numerous sites in Mesoamerica. Some of them are very large, about half the size of a man, and covered with mysterious glyphs and pictograms. Others are much smaller, about the size of footballs.
If Cameron’s balls really have been found, then I would expect the site to be extremely remote, hidden by rainforest and surrounded by poisonous vegetation. Investigators would be gagging through the rancid stench of decay. I also expect the balls produced by the Cameronians are extremely small and fragile.
The various skeletons surrounding the site also indicate the presence of a cult of human sacrifice to the twin deities Mil-Tohn Freed-Mahn and Vohn Ha-Yek, as well as the great goddess of famine, Mah-Gee Thah-Cher.
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There’s a fundamental error in this satire… when did Cameron ever have any balls?
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