Worried you might be just a little bit Tory?
Worry no more!
Take this 14 question quiz and find out your own Toryness – the higher your percentage, the more Tory you are!
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RESULTS
0% – 40%:
You are in no way a Tory. You probably still think unemployment is caused by a lack of jobs and not by unfettered hordes of asylum-seeking lesbians and scrounging single mothers flooding into the country from JohnnyForeignerLand.
40%-70%:
You’re halfway there, but you could still do better. You need to think more about the DIRE consequences of allowing the unemployed to waste their money on unnecessary luxuries like food. It’s all very well feeling sorry for the people next door who need to feed their starving children but dear God WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE PRICES?
Above 70%:
Well done! You’re as Tory as the product of a G&T-fuelled act of copulation between Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins. You were probably born on Remembrance Day on a golf course somewhere in Surrey which means you just KNOW the decline of Britain is all down to those radical feminist Muslim immigrants getting gay married all over the place. You’d never even dream of TALKING to a Romanian (not even the nice one who installed your kitchen) never mind living next door to one and you’d NEVER EVER vote Labour – in case it gives you cancer. So pour yourself a shot of Gordon’s, put on a Gary Barlow CD, and celebrate by writing an outraged letter to that nice Mr Dacre about how the left-wing BBC is bowing to EU pressure and union bosses to destroy all we hold dear by drastically reducing the number of times your wheelie bins are emptied.
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Reblogged this on perfectlyfadeddelusions and commented:
I got 0% I am not a Tory yay!
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I scored 0% and am totally proud of it.
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0% – this quiz clearly works as an estimate of how Tory one is!
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0%
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We all get 0% for dodging the third responses?
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0% and I want Messrs Cameron, Osborne & Smith to know it!
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7% but then I did say at Christmas Turkey shd be left permanently out of the EU.
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as expected tom i got a 0
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0%. I can face myself in the morning, yay!
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Yes 0%
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You scored 0%! 😀
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Shit, am 100% Tory b’stard and didn’t even try it! Off to morgue:(
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the “product of a G&T-fuelled act of copulation between Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins”
The very thought of it is giving me nightmares; where’s the aspirin? 🙂
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Thank God I’m not a Tory. Most unsympathetic hateful party I can think of. No respect for humanity. Only money.
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0% but laughed so much nearly split my sides.
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I got 0 so happy least I know I am not an arsehole
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No, I came up with a 0, does that count for my employment contractual hours?
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Yep 0% Tory, and yes, have sent email ‘re the BBC being a Murdoch puppett,long before this quiz.
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0% as well.
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im 100 per cent not tory
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I am so proud not to be a Tory
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I scored “0” and I am amused and proud. over it. But I am also a Jeremy Corbyn supporter. Classic Socialist Labour supporter I am and proud of it!.No! More VIETNAM repeats. Do it as HAROLD WILSON…. He must have loved his country and the entire Mankind!.
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I scored 0%, thank god for that.
Say No to war with Syrian people. After all, we will probably hit more civilians than the ISIS bunch.
Nothing to gain with no End Game or sensible strategy in my thinking.
Well at least us ordinary folk dont have anything to gain, probably cant say the same for the Big Corporations and their Paymasters and Puppets.
Jeremy Corbyn is the peoples voice.
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0% here as well
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I got 0%….but then some of the answers were so far fetched there is hardly likely to be anyone who could consider them relevant – apart from Mike Sivier on Vox Political who throws his toys out of the pram and blocks comment when you offer constructive vıews and not always contrary to his tunnel vision.
[“Far-fetched”- looks to me like you might need to look up the meaning of “satire”. Try Googling it.] – TOM
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Reblogged this on lawrencerowntree.
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Andy, I don’t think it right that you comment about another blogger and his blog,when it is totally irrelevant to this quiz. Besides that your posts are very often destructive and troll like xx
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If Tom Prıde does not like it then, as it is his blog, he has every right to moderate it out.
My comments made on Vox Political, which referred me to this piece, related to the issue under discussion, they were certainly not a troll and I suggest appear only destructive to those who do not agree with them; their choice.
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0% as for most people who read Tom’s excellent blog. It cheered me up no end reading the 3rd answers.
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I bet no one with a score more than 0% would reveal themselves
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The left – right wing division in politics is now an ingrained myth whereby society is addicted to absolving responsibility for complex problem solving and blaming political entities. Politicians merely reflect this. For example my partner says just because i don’t disagree with all conservative policies i am right wing. To me this is like some type of social disease most people have, that they are unable to process the concept both right or left wing as flawed ideologies.
Both of these positions generate in politics the requirement for society to swing from left to right and back. This improved on dictatorships, but all of it is nonsense because being in either camp is actually just another way of denying responsibility for whats going on in reality. Whats going on is actually far more complex than left or right wing. With the current system we put all our resources into blaming the other party and their leaders for all our problems. So in effect we never actually figure out that most real problems are more complex than left or right thinking. And this denial of personal responsibility is then an addiction that is so ingrained in us as natural you will call me crazy for pointing this out !
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Response to Tom…you call that satıre?
Sorry I thought that satıre was meant to be humerous albeit sometimes “cutting”….I didn’t appreciate that it could also be purile..sorry, my mistake.
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Reblogged this on markcatlin3695's Blog.
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I said troll like and I now know that I’ve come up against you before,your favourite word always seems to be puerile when questioned. Never mind I’ve said all I wish to say about this subject. Good night 😀
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O% for me too
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Phew! That’s a relief. An easy 0%.
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0%… well done all us ‘honest and decent people’ ;-))))) !!!
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This is ridiculous…
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I AM a Tory and I scored 0%!!! Many people think satire is dead, but I think it depends on whether you understand the concept.
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