Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government

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A Lib Dem minister shows how he works closely with his coalition partners

The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved.

The strange stunt has been revealed to be part of a training exercise being filmed for Liberal Democrat ministers on how to work in a coalition government.

The whole affair was shrouded in mystery, with many people wondering if the stunt was BDSM role-playing or some kind of a PR event.

But Pride’s Purge can now exclusively reveal that the woman involved has come forward to reveal that their ‘walkies’ was actually part of a Liberal Democrat training video being filmed which aims to provide present and future senior Liberal Democrat ministers with guidelines on how to walk to heel, sit up and beg and roll over and die at the command of their coalition partner.

The bizarre stunt comes not long after shocking revelations by Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg claiming he had been kept in captivity and forced to work as the unwilling ‘sex toy’ of senior members of the Conservative Party in what he said was a humiliating 4-year long orgy of perversion, deviation and debauchery.

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