Tory cabinet minister John Whittingdale accused in prostitution scandal – UK press accused of cover-up
Tory Culture Secretary John Whittingdale has been accused of being involved in a sex scandal. Any sex scandal involving a …
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Punches thrown at Tory Party meeting: candidate “put in a headlock”
Anybody who thinks local political party meetings are boring – especially ones involving Conservatives – will need to reassess their …
I will be back …..
(not satire!) Whatever the results tomorrow, after blogging everyday for the last 4 years, I’ll be taking a hard-earned break. …
Tory election campaign ROCKED by revelations of Cameron’s secret love affair with himself
(satire?) The Tory election campaign has been thrown into chaos with the stunning revelations that David Cameron has been having a secret long-term …
Company demands Tories remove director’s signature from business letter
(not satire – it’s the Tories!) Oh dear. Looks like the Tories’ letter supposedly from small business owners is already unravelling: …
Hedge fund manager donates to Lib Dem schools minister hoping for further privatisation of schools
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) A leading hedge fund manager has donated substantial amounts of money to the general …
Scientists: no link between MMR vaccination and higher risk of Toryism in children
(satire?) A major study published in one of the world’s leading medical journals has concluded that there is no link …
Tories deny desperation: pledge large increases in penis sizes if they win election
(satire?) The Conservative Party has denied accusations it is getting desperate to win votes after the Prime Minister David Cameron made an ‘absolute …
Insightful political comment from rock band Chinese Missy: Blood On Your Hands:
(satire?) Just in time for the TV leaders’ debate tonight: here’s some insightful political comment from rock band Chinese Missy: …
Psychometric and qualitative profiling shows Nick Clegg most likely leader to lie
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) Now this is interesting. Nick Clegg is the candidate most likely to lie in …
Interview with waiter who served Jeremy Clarkson the night he punched his producer
(satire?) EXCLUSIVE! An interview with Pedro Lopez – the Spanish waiter who served Jeremy Clarkson – who spills the beans …
Study reveals average size of penis in UK Parliament is 5 foot, 10 inches
(satire?) A detailed scientific study of 1,495 penises in the UK parliament has shown the average size of the members …
Nick Clegg’s secret love for the Tory Party going back to his student days
NC + CP = TRUE LOVE The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was at …
I apologise for the disgusting pogonophobic comments on my blog: I was hacked
(satire?) An Apology From Tom Pride This morning some extremely disgusting and offensive comments relating to beards appeared …
Gwyneth Paltrow recommends regular steam-cleaning of Iain Duncan Smith
(satire?) Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has recommended regular steam-cleaning of government ministers in order to eliminate poisonous toxins which can easily build …
Katie Hopkins and Jeremy Clarkson to leave The Sun after newspaper drops tits from its pages
(satire?) In a surprise move, columnists Jeremy Clarkson and Katie Hopkins have been dropped by the Sun after the newspaper’s owner …
8 things Tories do in bed that turn women off
(satire?) 8) There’s no bigger turn off to a woman than a man carelessly trying to shove as many of …
New poll: 59% of voters think UKIP are the most sleazy party!
(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) Respected opinion polling company YouGov occasionally asks people which political parties they think are the most …
I have a dream: that white van man and black cab man can live together in harmony
(satire?) Some politicians blame white van man – some are attacking black cab man. But I have a dream that one day …
George Osborne keeps Danny Alexander ‘locked in Treasury fridge’
(satire?) George Osborne has been accused of being so tight-fisted that he keeps his Lib Dem deputy Danny Alexander shut inside the …
George Osborne promises “proper naughty” economy after hiring Dapper Laughs
(satire?) Economic experts have praised George Osborne’s “brave” decision to hire Dapper Laughs as an economic adviser, in what one …
Tesco’s so desperate for custom it’s started offering free erections!
(not satire – it’s Tesco!) A Tesco store in Wales has started offering ‘free erections” (codiad am ddim) to its …
Phew! Lucky this large new oil find off the Scottish coast was made after the referendum
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) It’s extremely lucky for David Cameron and the winning NO campaign that the …
10 Things You Never Knew About The Sex Lives Of Lib Dems
Unashamedly inspired (well alright then, nicked) from a really old Viz article that’s so old hopefully they won’t notice I’ve ripped …
The Daily Mail Book of Fairy Tales: Little Red Joy-Riding Hoodie
(satire?) The Daily Mail Book of Fairy Tales: Red Riding Hoodie . Once upon a time there was a young …
How to avoid accidentally taking pictures of your willy: a handy guide for MPs
(satire?) One of the common hazards of being an MP today is the possibility that sometimes you may find yourself …
Tory Minister resigns after revealing his tiny indiscretion in explicit photo
(satire?) Tory minister Brooks Newmark has resigned after revealing in an explicit picture what political insiders say is a really very insignificant …
Unleash Your Inner Creativity in 5 Easy Steps! by Tesco Accounts Dept
(satire?) Need help in unleashing your inner creativity? Would you like to be more inventive? Then help is at hand! …
Buckingham Palace: Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have had a shag
(satire?) Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge have been successfully on the job lately, a statement from Buckingham Palace said on Monday …
HOW DAILY MAIL ARE YOU? Take this simple quiz and find out!
HOW DAILY MAIL ARE YOU? (Answer the following questions a, b, or c. Then tot up your score at the end …
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