Weather experts are baffled by the appearance of a black ring in the sky above David Cameron’s head on Monday evening.

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Schoolgirl Georgina Heap was playing tennis with her mother Jo Heap when she saw the mysterious black ring in the sky above the Prime Minister’s head.

The halo remained in the sky for around three minutes before disappearing completely.

So far, experts have been unable to offer any explanation for the unusual sighting but an expert on UFOs, unexplained phenomena and other b*ll*cks from the Daily Express described the halo as ‘definitive proof” the prime minister is continuing Jesus’s work.

Other experts however have pointed out that genuine halos are usually white, silver or gold in colour and if the mysterious circle is evidence of divine intervention, it’s probably more a warning that if the prime minister doesn’t change direction quickly he’s going to be spending a very long time indeed having his balls roasted like marshmallows on demonic fires of Hell until they’re ready to pop.


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