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An Apology From Tom Pride
This morning some extremely disgusting and offensive comments relating to beards appeared on this blog:
Bearded men MUST condemn the violent extremists in their community
I want to make it absolutely clear that I had nothing to do with this obnoxious article. I absolutely deplore pogonophobia in all its forms and I have no idea how the derogatory and abhorrent blog post came to be published on this website.
Clearly I must have been hacked by intolerant pogonophobes who blame all moderately bearded men for the unacceptable actions of a few radically bearded fanatics who espouse an extremist hirsute or crumb catcher ideology.
I do not hide the fact that I myself am a bearded man so I know it is entirely wrong and ridiculous to blame all men with beards for the actions of just a few extremists.
I can only again sincerely apologise for any offence to bearded people the article may have caused.
Thank you.
Tom Pride
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As I commented on the original (hacked) post: It’s not just bearded people that commit serious serial murders – Cameron, Osborne and Smith, not a beard between them!
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Everywhere you go you see bearded men – they’ve taken over anyone below the age of 30! I’ve also noted that they all seem to have silly hairdos – as though everything is piled on top of the head and sprayed within an inch of it’s life to stay in the one position.
These men with beards, silly hair and hairspray also have a tendency to wear perfume, so overpowering that the women who pass them choke, and they also have taken to wearing quite pointy shoes.
I blame it all on the beard, especially large bushy ones.
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Everywhere you go you see bearded men – they’ve taken over anyone below the age of 30! I’ve also noted that they all seem to have silly hairdos – as though everything is piled on top of the head and sprayed within an inch of it’s life to stay in the one position.
These men with beards, silly hair and hairspray also have a tendency to wear perfume, so overpowering that the women who pass them choke, and they also have taken to wearing quite pointy shoes.
I blame it all on the beard, especially large bushy ones.
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My beard agrees. Moderate beards say no to Cameron and Blair! Nasty bald-chins.
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Th truth is beards are sexist . I say this unashamedly -even if you want to condemn me as a pogonophobe. Some truths have to be told! I can’t grow a beard – why should they!
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Once again we are splitting hairs. A beard is a beard managed or not. Own it you Beardy Weirdys, you are all utter nutters!
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@jaypot I’m shocked to hear about the pointy shoes. I didn’t realise things had gone that far!
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No one can call me pogonophobic , I have friends with beards…..I don’t even see the beard , I just see the person.
I think that as long as they behave like decent unbearded people , we should do what we can to tolerate them.
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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I am disappointed, I thought great, we finally have someone who sees the truth, the light, that beards are fundamentally evil and incompatible with British values. The worst of them all, the American Neckbeard is coming over here and spreading it’s vile bro-ism on unsuspecting smoothed faced British males. Therefore all males with beards are guilty before proven guilty.
I’m starting up a group called Brits Against Neckbeards (BAN), I will have a website up soon where everyone can join the noble cause and purchase a variety of patriotic British (made in Turkey) anti-beard apparel, the proceeds I assure you will go in my personal bank account which will be used to forward the fight and go towards “good causes.”
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog.
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Ah all is revealed at last Tommy is a weird beard. Sez it all and I bet you wear sandals too. Typical commie subversive. And a half pint drinker too I bet…
Seen you lot at folk clubs joining in on the choruses….and knowing all the words as well. No wonder this country is in a mess
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I imagine bearded men have their own vile religion, probably worshiping bearded heathen gods. I know nothing about this but feel totally justified in commenting.
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