UPDATE: I apologise for this intolerant blog post. I was hacked…
Today I read about a disgusting crime which happened just yesterday on a British street.
A man stole a purse from an 82-year-old woman while she lay dying after she was struck by a lorry in Manchester.
What kind of person could stoop so low to commit such a horrific offence?
The police released a description of the suspect – but even before I saw it I had already guessed one thing about the perpetrator of the crime:
“The man is described as white, 6ft tall, aged between 30 and 40, medium build, with a dark brown beard, and wearing a light grey hooded top with the hood up, light blue jeans and black boot-style trainers.”
And there you have it, in black and white.
It might not be politically correct to say it, but it was – of course – a bearded man who committed this appalling act.
And I’m fed up to the back teeth of not being able to state the obvious.
It’s about time moderate men with beards spoke out against the hirsute extremists in their community who condone – and carry out – acts of crime or violence.
Too many bearded men make excuses or attempt to ignore the simple fact that many crimes and murders are carried out by men with beards.
The truth is – and I know I am going to be attacked by the political correctness brigade for pointing this out – bearded men have a history of violence.
Look at these infamous murderers:
Is it just simple coincidence that every single one of these violent extremists had beards?
When are bearded men going to accept that they have a problem? When are bearded men going to STAND UP and SPEAK OUT against the violent extremists who are living in their midsts?
When are their families – their wives, their parents, their children – going to tell them ENOUGH IS ENOUGH?
When are they going to tell them we WILL no LONGER accept their behaviour – and this kind of facial hair in UNACCEPTABLE in a civilised society.
Bearded men are a THREAT to the values we all hold so dear in the West.
We need to CRACK DOWN on this disgusting ideology in all its forms; the goatees, the chinstraps, the mutton chops, the sideburns, the horseshoes – even the simply soul patched – and ban ALL forms of facial hairs from our schools and our communities.
We cannot let some PC political view get in the way of this, because we need to take action NOW – our way of life and our children’s lives are at risk – if we don’t MAKE A STAND against the dangerous actions of the bearded and the moustachioed extremists who are living in our midst.
We need to ACT NOW against radical beards BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
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Malcolm Adlington said:
Andrew Parker said:
Well let me state right from the get-go, I am not a beardist and that some of my closest friends have beards (my cousin Dorothy even married a bearded man so that kind of means we’re related), but I have to agree with everything you have said and it’s good to know that there are those out there brave enough not to bother about so called ‘political correctness’, which in my opinion has gone mad.
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Oh dear – is #satire really dead? x
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I have to agree with your premise that a lot of bearded men seem to be committing severe crimes, but I would urge caution:
Cameron, Osborne, Smith, three men without beards that have killed thousands.
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I am a fully bearded, terminal length (google it) ‘Hirsutist’ as we prefer to be known as. And we are fed up with your bare faced lies, yes ‘Bare Faced’!! Our demands are that shaving be banned (medical and minge exemptions only). Beards to be compulsory for all – men over 21 and women over 50. And absolutely NO hipster beards!!
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My husband has a moustache – I’ve never ever seen him without it! It’s going all grey now and he really doesn’t keep it trimmed or shaped. I want it gone! I’ve wanted it gone for years now.
I don’t want him bearded as well – NO! I absolutely will not stand up for the bearded or the beards!
(besides which, you don’t know whats inside a beard, especially if it’s a thick one…)
Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Ought I to be worried about my husband’t moustache?!?!
[Yes] – TOM
Gio Ciampa said:
“Please feel free to shave” surely? ;^D
Dan Delion said:
And there is the precedent of that well known serial wife killer, Henry the 8th.
Does my anal beard count? I’ve had several attempts at shaving but the barbers round here keep backing out.
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I believe that it’s a conspiracy setup by a covert organisation to blame beard wearers the people that commit these acts are wearing false beards just to blame others,
Look at santa clause. Now is,he delivering toys or stealing them no one knows it’s,a plot I tell you like that allotment down the road.
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