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(not satire – it’s the UK today)

The government has unveiled plans to reduce the worrying spike in the number of homeless people across the UK.

By putting spikes in them:

homeless spikes

And hosing them down with water.

And confiscating their bedding and belongings.

And allowing rents to increase dramatically.

And taxing bedrooms.

And capping housing benefit for low-earners.


Nice the see the government isn’t ignoring the homeless.

Although it might be better if it did.


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