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(not satire – it’s the out-of-touch Tories!)

Working class? Bored of playing with your whippet, drinking beer and eating pasties?

Then why not get together with your other working class pals and play TORY BINGO?

Here are some of the best tweets I noted from the hashtag #ToryBingo on Twitter. If you saw any good ones not here please put them in the comments.

 

NHS gone – Number 1  @LizSavagelabour 

Haven’t a clue – number 2  @StaffieSquadron

Me me me – Number 3 @MaggieA 

Shoot the poor – number 4  @ChrisGiles7 

Barely alive – number 5  @Bubblejet

Royal Mail sale a fix – number 6  @RichStanton 

Badgers in heaven – number 7  @dannyc1970 

Hedge fund heaven – it’s lucky 7  @giltbrookpie 

No mandate – number 8  @thisisamy_ 

George likes a line – number 9  @wilde 

Time to resign – number 9  @MrTomHux 

In the foodbank line – number 9 @pagechord 

Sell off the East coast line – number 9  @callum_shannon 

Posh boys den – it’s Number 10 @KevinPMeagher 

We’ve got plenty – number 20  @ronniesdottir 

NHS gone – 21  @DanCree94 

Shapps’ IQ – 22 @NeilHeavens 

All the twos – duck-house blues  @Blue_Sulk 

Without a clue  – 22 @cormjah 

Numbers 2 and 2 – the deficit grew @DearDaveandNick 

Paedo for tea – 23 @Viv_Savage_CFC 

Osborne’s coke and a whore – 24 @ScottishPleb 

Barely alive – 25 @joanytweets 

Bunch of Etonian pricks – 26  @MRDAZZ1966 

Bankers’ heaven – 27 @pongowaring 

Sell off the state – 28  @freiahill 

Let them eat cake – it’s 28 – @WokStation 

2 and 8 – goodbye welfare state  @SuffolkMoomin 

We’re gluttonous swine – number 29 @halfabear 

Clegg’s missing spine – 29  @TMMYDXN 

Bullingdon Bertie – number 30 @johnprescott  

Number 32 – considerably richer than you  @Ferrrgle  

All the 3’s – old folk freeze @JohnEdwards33 

Patronise the poor – 34 @DanWalshie 

Living costs soar – 34 @gmjones73 

Trying to stay alive – 35  @LauraStephen87 

Country’s in a state – 38 @HiKennys 

Out of touch and haughty – number 40  @vacant_heart 

All your money’s gone – 41 ‏@HiKennys 

Clegg where’s the tea? – number 43  @tom_hb 

All the fours, Rebekah’s horse  @GeoffBraterman 

All my money’s offshore – 44 @AuralGloria 

Bailiffs at the door – 44  @KateO_85 

Country Estate – 48 – @giltbrookpie

Murdoch’s mate – 48  @MingoSheffield 

All the fives –  let’s privatise  @Wightrose

Driven by hate – 58 @pongowaring 

Foodbank queue – 62  @markosmond2 

6 and 2 – we’ll tax your poo @seddo1984 

Close all the pits – 66 @wee_things 

Your pension can wait – 68 @hebdensnapper  

Clickety Clique – 69! @mrmarkf 

Food bank queue – number 72  @simonmcarthur 

A donation for me? – 73  @dive2012 

Everything costs more – 74 @tracy__e

Plebs at the gate – 88  @1977DAL

Shipyards gone – 91 –@NewYardbird 

Coal mines too – 92  @NewYardbird 

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Related articles by Tom Pride:

Boost to north England economy as Osborne pledges to reduce duty on whippets

This is why the Tory bingo poster isn’t just funny – it’s downright creepy:

Grant Shapps: I love digging holes as much as I love beer and bingo

Oops! Tory Chair Grant Shapps admits Tories are not hardworking people

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