Some of the best #brexitopportunity tweets at winding up humourless brexiters

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Brexit, EU, international

Twitter has been doing its thing under the #brexitopportunity hashtag today – nicely winding up uptight brexit supporters.

Here – in my opinion – are some of the best:

I've decided to opt out of the NHS instead I'm going to negotiate with various diseases for my best possible treatment #brexitopportunity

— Fr Hiroshima Twinkie 🇪🇺 #rejoiner (@elvisthecat44) December 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/tomtclewis/status/809873830017662976

Stopped sending my kids to school. I'm going to negotiate with individual teachers to make sure I get the very best deal #brexitopportunity

— Otto English (@Otto_English) December 16, 2016

I’ve sacked the police. I’m going to negotiate with individual criminals to leave me alone. They want a small fee. #brexitopportunity

— @CyclingJourno@toot.bike John Stevenson (@CyclingJourno) December 16, 2016

#BrexitOpportunity

Selling my next book one page at a time to random people in the queue outside the Job Centre

— Will Black 🐦🍓 (@WillBlackWriter) December 16, 2016

I've stopped buying food at Tesco, I'm negotiating directly with global producers instead. I want the best possible deal #brexitopportunity

— mungo5@bsky.social (@Mungo_5) December 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/nickc909/status/809820927219339264

Tesco sell more to me than they buy from me, so if they want my custom they'll accept MY terms or they'll be sorry!#BrexitOpportunity

— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 16, 2016

#BrexitOpportunity I've decided to opt out of a parachute and negotiate an individual deal with gravity

— Davyg (@SlapBatter) December 16, 2016

Stopped buying Corn Flakes. I now flake each individual piece of corn myself for the most nutritious breakfast possible. #BrexitOpportunity

— Mark Birrell (@markwbirrell) December 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/HDRodger/status/809831470504247297

https://twitter.com/totalmink/status/809795171860652032

I'm resigning from the AA and negotiating separate agreements with car repairers across the UK. I'll be aiming for the best possible deal.

— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) December 15, 2016

I'm off to Saudi to negotiate the best price to fill my petrol tank. #brexitopportunity

— Gerry Kingsley (@etmilitavi) December 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/ottocrat/status/809828352651591680

https://twitter.com/Macca_ISZ/status/809828700409700352

I've opted out of Instagram and I'm going to track down the most appreciative individuals to look at photos of my food. #BrexitOpportunity

— Oonagh (@Okeating) December 16, 2016

Stopped using my staircase for free. Now negotiating with each step a fair price to stand on it. May sleep on the sofa. #BrexitOpportunity

— Arsene's Eyes 💙 (@Arsenes_Eyes) December 16, 2016

And my personal favourite:

I won't give a running commentary on my strategy, but it involves PirateBay #brexit #nexit #brexflix pic.twitter.com/b1xKfhPB2O

— Trumpton (@Trump_ton) December 16, 2016

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If I’ve missed any good ones – please let me know in the comments below.