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Twitter has been doing its thing under the #brexitopportunity hashtag today – nicely winding up uptight brexit supporters.
Here – in my opinion – are some of the best:
I've decided to opt out of the NHS instead I'm going to negotiate with various diseases for my best possible treatment #brexitopportunity
— lee caldicott (@elvisthecat44) December 16, 2016
After launching myself off a cliff, I'm now in negotiations with the ground on a soft or hard landing. #BrexitOpportunity
— Tom Lewis (@tomtclewis) December 16, 2016
Stopped sending my kids to school. I'm going to negotiate with individual teachers to make sure I get the very best deal #brexitopportunity
— Otto English (@Otto_English) December 16, 2016
I’ve sacked the police. I’m going to negotiate with individual criminals to leave me alone. They want a small fee. #brexitopportunity
— John Stevenson (@johnstevenson_x) December 16, 2016
Selling my next book one page at a time to random people in the queue outside the Job Centre
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) December 16, 2016
I've stopped buying food at Tesco, I'm negotiating directly with global producers instead. I want the best possible deal #brexitopportunity
— Mungo (@Mungo_5) December 16, 2016
Not bothering with stamps anymore. I'm negotiating a BETTER DEAL with individual postmen to deliver my mail. #BrexitOpportunity
— Nick Cawood (@nickc909) December 16, 2016
Tesco sell more to me than they buy from me, so if they want my custom they'll accept MY terms or they'll be sorry!#BrexitOpportunity
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) December 16, 2016
#BrexitOpportunity I've decided to opt out of a parachute and negotiate an individual deal with gravity
— Davyg (@SlapBatter) December 16, 2016
Stopped buying Corn Flakes. I now flake each individual piece of corn myself for the most nutritious breakfast possible. #BrexitOpportunity
— Mark Tinman (@MarkTinman) December 16, 2016
Decided to cancel my broadband contract to negotiate deals with each individual website that I want to access #BrexitOpportunity
— Hugh Rodger (@HDRodger) December 16, 2016
Decided to bin Apple Music and negotiate individual music deals with all my favourite artists #brexitopportunity
— totalmink (@totalmink) December 16, 2016
I'm resigning from the AA and negotiating separate agreements with car repairers across the UK. I'll be aiming for the best possible deal.
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) December 15, 2016
I'm off to Saudi to negotiate the best price to fill my petrol tank. #brexitopportunity
— Gregory Hall (@etmilitavi) December 16, 2016
Now we're leaving the EU and we're free of the shackles of health & safety red tape I can finally make toast in the bath. #brexitopportunity
— Chris Kendall (@ottocrat) December 16, 2016
I've texted all my mates to tell them to fuck off but hope to still be involved in rounds down the pub #BrexitOpportunity
— Macca (@Macca_ISZ) December 16, 2016
I've opted out of Instagram and I'm going to track down the most appreciative individuals to look at photos of my food. #BrexitOpportunity
— Oonagh (@Okeating) December 16, 2016
Stopped using my staircase for free. Now negotiating with each step a fair price to stand on it. May sleep on the sofa. #BrexitOpportunity
— Arsene's Eyes (@Arsenes_Eyes) December 16, 2016
And my personal favourite:
I won't give a running commentary on my strategy, but it involves PirateBay #brexit #nexit #brexflix pic.twitter.com/b1xKfhPB2O
— Trumpton (@Trump_ton) December 16, 2016
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If I’ve missed any good ones – please let me know in the comments below.
Superb! But isn’t it amazing how the Brexit crowd have been able to do what they’re doing successfully? May’s government talks about *The Negotiations* as if they’ve got some sort of magic beans to trade. Super-secret magic beans.
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yes!
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cunt
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I don’t like people in my house so I’m nailing the door shut. I’ll worry about shopping later, when I’ve run out of food. #BrexitOpportunity
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I’ve decided to opt out of the recommendations of the Race Relations Board & negotiate with each individual group of minorities whether they want to be called ‘nigger’, ‘muzzie’, or ‘wog’.
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I’m leaving the northern hemisphere. #hemorex #hopetheresacremeforthat
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Seems to me the Brexiteers have more to laugh about than the Remoaners……
Sour grapes Tom…Sour Grapes.
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