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Chancellor George Osborne was expected to announce plans for a possible new ‘HS3’ line between his arse and his elbow today.
The Tatton MP was set to outline the proposal to link the two parts of his body for the first time at a speech in Manchester this morning after a new study showed he had problems navigating between the two.
The Chancellor is accompanied on his visit by Prime Minister David Cameron who had an unexpected change of plan after a drinks reception at a local brewery he was supposed to be attending had to be cancelled due to a mix-up by Downing Street.
Mr Osborne’s announcement in Manchester comes not long after police were called to the Chancellor’s official residence in London after reports of suspicious activity.
However, when officers arrived at Number 11 Downing Street, they discovered that although Mr Osborne’s lights had been left on, there was nobody actually at home.
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Pride's Purge 
Touch on the ‘broad-side’. I’m thinkng about the space between Mr Osborne’ arse and his elbow … I really shouldn’t be thinking about that …
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Oh splendid! Much enjoyed. Shame there are no plans to create even a cycle path between his brain and his gob! Unless he has checked and knows what we are suspecting, that his cranium cavity is full of horse poo and wouldn’t that be an unsavoury mistake to link the two areas!
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Mr Osborne'[s] … Typing error. Is that a common affliction when you’re thinking about a Tory’s “arse and elbow”?
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Actually I think he has already linked his arse to his mouth in HS3, as he speaks nothing but shit, his arse to his elbow would be HS4.
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He’d have to propose the link up of a line between his ‘arse and elbow’ as ‘lines’ through ‘nostrils’ to ‘brain’ have proven rather costly to the tax payer, and rather unproductive!…..
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If there is talk of a High Speed 3, surely that means a High Speed 2 is a dead cert?
Is the Channel tunnel rail link, HS1?
Having HS1 & HS3 would just be annoying?
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The brain/gob track you describe is a syndrome often suffered by Tory MPs, and their familiars, and if not corrected by deselection, can lead to the inevitable outcome of verbal diarrhoea, which spews unchecked at every conceivable opportunity
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