(not satire – it’s the Tories!)
Despite all the other news they could be reporting on at the moment, the mainstream newspapers seem to be concentrating on the ‘scandal’ of whether Tory MP Michael Fabricant’s hair has been enhanced or not.
But the real Tory ‘hairgate’ scandal is the fact that David Cameron gave an MBE to his hairdresser.
No, really, he did:
The guy apparently charges 90 quid for a cut.
Now that’s a genuine scandal.
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