(not satire – it;’s the Tories!)
Cameron is so desperate to win the next election he hired an Australian called Lynton Crosby to tell him how to do it.
But now cabinet ministers are complaining that the unelected Antipodean is running the country instead of Cameron.
Top Tory Tim Montgomerie – who has been described as one of the “most influential Tories outside the cabinet” – tweeted that a government minister texted him privately today to complain that Crosby has replaced Cameron as leader of the Conservative Party:
Which I suppose means Crosby is also running the country.
Mind you, another unelected Australian has been running the UK for years, so not much change there then.
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“….another unelected Australian has been running the UK for years….”
—Is that SKIPPY?? 🙂
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No!…. you idiot…. it’s fuking Murder.. och and aye and a wtf!
Skippy? I mean ,I mean! 🙂
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Tom Pride.
I have had enough!
The weekend is set out for some colonics……
As a host I find you exemplary…..
Truly…
And I thank you…:-)
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Seems like the colonials have returned to run the old Country. Considering recent events in Oz, we best be wary. Chickens coming Home?
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This is how modern politics work, after all politicians are only there to do as they are told by their paymasters, not to represent the public that elected them.
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