The Democratic Unionist Party will soon be running the country in coalition with Theresa May – who is now so desperate to hang on to power after her election debacle she is willing to get into bed with a barmy bunch of tin-foil hat fundamentalist Christians.

Here are some of the DUP’s more … erm … colourful opinions:

Abortion should be “ruled out for rape victims”

The Pope is the Anti-Christ

Gay couples “more likely to abuse children

“Homosexuality is an abomination”

No gay marriage

“Gays more vile than child abusers”

Attempts to reduce CO2 emissions are “Green propaganda”

Claims that fossil fuels will run out are “nonsense”

“Man-made climate change is a con”

Creationism should be “taught in every school”

Removal of evolutionary teaching from the curriculum

The 60 million-year-old Giant’s Causeway is only 6,000 years old

Line dancing is “sinful”

The DUP is also funded by a dodgy businessman with links to Saudi intelligence.

Just when we thought we’d seen the back of the barmy UKIP loonies, Theresa May’s getting into bed with an even more tin-foil hat bunch of fruitcakes …