(not satire – it’s Jeremy Clarkson!)
Statement in relation to Jeremy Clarkson
Here is North Yorkshire Police’s statement in relation to an alleged incident in North Yorkshire involving Jeremy Clarkson:
“North Yorkshire Police is liaising with the BBC regarding the alleged incident in North Yorkshire involving Jeremy Clarkson.
“We have asked the BBC for the report which details the findings of their internal investigation into the matter.
“The information will be assessed appropriately and action will be taken by North Yorkshire Police where necessary.
“It would not be appropriate for North Yorkshire Police to comment further at this time.”
25 March 2015
It seems somebody has started to remember that punching someone in the face is still against the law in the UK.
Even for wealthy celebrities.
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