(satire – and a bit sweary!)
Shadow Education Secretary Tristram Hunt has announced he will make teachers swear if he becomes Education Secretary after the next election.
Personally, I think it’s an excellent idea because in my opinion teachers are far too polite when it comes to addressing misbehaving pupils.
Here’s how I think the policy should be applied in the classroom:
That’s what I think. How about you:
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Pride's Purge 
My wife tells me,
Our children usually wake up at 6 am in the morning.
Shortly after i have quietly pulled the front door closed, on my way to work.
They have to leave for school at 08:30 to arrive at School in plenty of time.
19 times of 20, at least one of my little treasures, still hasn’t got their sh, sh, shoes on by 25 minutes past eight.
By which point, language may indicate a degree of annoyance to my neighbours, but has yet to have elicited the appropriate actions from my children.
Similarly colourful language, may have been uttered on occasions at my house.
But as i always say, if your wife goes totally ape sh1t and I’m not there to see it, does she make a sound?
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I quite like the idea of being a “thick c*nt or whatever’. I still ended up at a ‘Russell League” university (Manchester) — graduated with a double-first. Sod all those posh gits!
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If a teacher has to swear an oath similar to the Hippocratic oath, it would have to be the hypocritic oath!
“I swear by Athena the wise, and Socrates the educator, likewise Phoebe and Polymatheia, and call all the gods and goddesses to witness, that I will observe and keep this underwritten oath, to the utmost of my power and judgement.
I promise to educate the uneducated and improve the education of the learned. I will avoid becoming attached to any of my pupils, no matter their age, in a sexual or emotional manner.
I will obey the instructions of the Ministry of Education, bearing in mind that the likelihood of an educator issuing such instructions is so unlikely that the probability is so close to zero as to almost be negative.
I will always be prepared to duck the knives and other projectiles thrown by my pupils and accept all insults as if they were water off a duck’s back, as if I swear back or defend myself I realise there will be no back-up from my superiors when the “little darlings” sue me or put me on report.”
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The teachers at my school in the 1970s were quite happy to use most of the language in the right hand column.
…and I love the word “cockwomble” – Sadly I’ve never heard it before!
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hes a cunt.
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Well F*** ME! — This country is going to the F*****G DOGS!!
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All teachers should be issued with bullet proof vests as standard protection
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Writing in THE OBSERVER, Tristram Hunt, Conservative MP for Stoke-On-Trent Central, said, among other selective eulogies: “David Cameron is that frat-boy Prime Minister who spills confidences concerning the Queen and covers up policy mistakes with personal attacks…..He hasn’t moved on much since his days as a low rent PR man……..”
Making scathing comments like that about your Leader, maybe Tristram should start watching his back…or maybe he is another one of those treacherous Tories who is about to renege on his own Hippocratic oaths and depart for UKIP??
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My apologies to all concerned for the above misleading post :: Tristram Hunt MP is of course the SHADOW Education Secretary, and is a LABOUR politician for Stoke Central…. I automatically assumed that any MP with a posh-boy first name like Tristram must be a f***ing Tory!!
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I just love the one about the mobile phone – couldn’t stop laughing.
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