(not satire – it’s David Cameron!)
In a bold tweet, the prime minister David Cameron confidently stated today that he wants to make children illegal.
No really, he did.
Of course, I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and presuming that’s not what he actually meant:
But all the same.
These politicians just can’t get the hang of social media, can they?
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Unless of course he really IS planning to make children illegal?
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Please feel free to comment.
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Janice Windle said:
Not a bad idea – but then there will be even fewer people to look after us old fogeys!
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nivekd said:
It’s his grammar at fault. Dearie me! What are they teaching them at Eton?
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Johnsonas said:
Reblogged this on Johnsono ne'Blog'as.
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FinkFurst said:
Of course Cameron doesn’t write such things himself, he has a Eton-style ‘fag’ to do it for him… but at least whoever wrote it can spell and use punctuation correctly.
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FinkFurst said:
Oops… or even AN Eton-style ‘fag’!
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gfranklinpercival said:
What on earth could go wrong? He said the internet had to have filters for kiddie-porn, and put his old chum and workmate Patrick Rock in charge of the specific einsatzgruppe responsible at the Reichskanzellerei, sorry, I meant No 10 Downing Street, and the said Rock promptly gets arrested on suspicion of kiddie-porn charges. Just recently he has claimed to be a Christian, justly incurring the righteous wrath of those of any faith or none. He appoints Savage Javage to replace the egregious Miller as Kultur Secretary, who drags with him severalwardrobes full of articulated bones.
I await the outcome with gleeful anticipation.
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peter said:
Heil Hitler!! — Goebbels for Kultur Sekretariat!:)
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peter said:
I think ‘Jesus’ David Cameron PM meant paedophile training manuals, but you can’t be sure….
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nuggy said:
does the pratt know those manuals are already illegal.
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chess said:
Such an expensive education, so little learning.
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gingerblokeblog said:
Reblogged this on gingerblokeblog and commented:
Not make children illegal as much as tax the poor ones.
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nickcleg said:
wank
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chunkyfunkymunky said:
Reblogged this on chunkyfunkymunky.
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bobmouncer said:
And, for someone who says of immigrants, “If they want to live here we expect them to learn our language”, he seems to have real problems himself. Deport him.
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alfatah69 said:
Reblogged this on LIBYA AGAINST SUPER POWER MEDIA and commented:
In a bold tweet, the prime minister David Cameron confidently stated today that he wants to make children illegal.
No really, he did.
Of course, I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and presuming that’s not what he actually meant:
cameron illegal children
But all the same.
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hugosmum70 said:
ooooo yes please
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Jean Casale said:
Sorry, but with the way Cameron and his cohorts have been mistreating children, with their ‘anti children’ policies, I cannot help but wonder if there might be some truth in it.
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