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Exclusive footage of militant Islamic fighters in Iraq have revealed that Labour leader Ed Miliband’s father is fighting alongside Islamic militants in Iraq.

In this photograph, unpatriotic Ralph Miliband can clearly be seen cutting off the head of a Christian baby and eating it while waving an AK-45 rifle and shouting “Allahu Akbar”:

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The Labour leader’s father can also be seen desecrating the war graves of British soldiers with the blood of scores of puppies he has boiled alive.

And in a secretly recorded conversation with his son, we can reveal how Ed’s father admits he hates Marmite.

Next Week: Ten Unbelieveably Cute Kittens Tortured To Death By Ed Miliband’s Uncle

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