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The BBC has announced it will be reinstating its suspended presenter Jeremy Clarkson after convincing evidence emerged today that the BBC producer he allegedly abused was 12 years old.
Critics had accused BBC executives of turning a blind eye to decades long alleged serial abuse of up to 1,000 adult BBC producers by Jeremy Clarkson in the corporation’s changing rooms and studios, many of whom are alleged to have been as old as 53.
In a statement, however, a spokesperson for the BBC strongly denied the accusations, saying all of the abused producers were in fact well under the age of consent:
“There is absolutely no truth whatsoever to claims that Jeremy Clarkson has been abusing adult producers on BBC premises. After an internal investigation, we can confirm that every single one of Mr Clarksons victims were children – as is normal for BBC presenters. We have therefore decided – following standard BBC procedures – to turn a blind eye to the abuse.”
The dramatic decision comes just weeks after the BBC strongly denied shocking accusations it was aware as early as 1973 that presenter Jimmy Savile was from Leeds.
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Pride's Purge 
Your legal advice must be good Tom.
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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Brilliant – I agree with every word 🙂
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
Another howler from Tom Pride 🙂
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More sharp satire from Mr Pride, who jocularly suggests that Clarkson’s job would have been far safer if he had been a serial monster like Jimmy Savile.
Clarkson isn’t anywhere near as vile as Savile. He’s just a right-wing loudmouth, who’s been allowed to get away with far too much over the years. The attitude seems to be that his antics are just laddish pranks, not to be taken seriously. Much of the controversy surrounding him has been over his repeated reprimands for racist and nationalistic comments about foreigners, particularly the French, Mexicans, and east Asians after his notorious remark during their special in Cambodia. It’s possible to excuse the jokes about foreigners on the grounds on the grounds that much humour is based on making fun of other, European nations without reference to their race. This is true even of the very anti-racist comedians, who emerged in the 1980s. There’s a line in the second series of Blackadder, where television comedy’s most beloved anti-hero remarks ‘Oh my God, my head feels like it’s got a Frenchman living in it’. One of Harry Enfield’s staple characters was Stavros, a Greek take-away manager. And it has to be said that Clarkson can make very good, entertaining programmes that can also be appreciative of the positive aspects of foreign nations and their culture. He genuinely likes France and the French way. In his series ‘Clarkson Meets the Neighbours’, he praised French cuisine and restaurant culture, pointed out approvingly that Dutch culture was nowhere near as kinky as everyone thinks, just because of Amsterdam. In the last in the series he was deeply impressed with the emphasis in Italian culture of making a ‘bella figura’ – looking good. This not only extends to fashion, but also to keeping sober and in control. He particularly praised the Italian navy for drinking coffee, in contrast to our own armed forces, who prefer something far stronger.
On the other hand, the photo of him below with the English Defence League’s Tommy Robinson suggests that there’s something much deeper and nastier to Clarkson’s sneering about foreigners than just harmless, politically incorrect banter.
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Jeremy Clarkson…
His shoe size is the same as his mental age.
To find his emotional age divide his waistline by three and subtract five.
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We all love to dislike successful people – its British (is that racist?). How old was that produced? He looked wet behind the ears. Maybe that was blood.
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Actually, it would not surprise me if Jeremy Clarkson DOES get re-instated by the BBC… given the BBC’s history of laxness, sloppiness or spinelessness in cracking down on out-of-order people who work on BBC TV programmes.
Clarkson, after all, is still a part of the millionaire Gloucestershire select Chipping Norton set, which includes the Freuds, the Murdochs, and no less a figure than our pusillanimous PM, David Cameron, and his wife Samantha Cameron. David Cameron could pull some strings to get Jeremy Clarkson pulled out of his current wet cowpatch. What irks me even more is the reckless disregard for the clean air of this planet and the dangers of global warming from vehicle emissions shown by Clarkson in his egregious praise of gas-guzzling monsters burning up the rubber on the world’s over-polluted over-congested roads…
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im a big fan of his.
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I’m also a big fan of his.
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