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A vote for ‘yes’ in Scottish referendum ‘threat to human brains’, warns Better Together campaign.
Business leaders, leading economists and constitutional experts have warned about the ‘real possibility’ of a zombie apocalypse if Scottish voters decide to vote YES to independence on Thursday.
In a joint statement, the group of experts said there was a real danger that hordes of shuffling brain-eating undead corpses could be unleashed on an unsuspecting Scottish public if they agree next week to break away from the union with England and Wales.
The dramatic warning comes just days after politicians from all three main parties in Westminster warned of a significant danger that sections of the sky over parts of Scotland could come falling down on people’s heads as a result of independence.
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So in other words they are threatening an invasion of Conservative voters?
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*shudders*
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I would love to put together a list of the threats, scares and warnings given by the government. They are beyond satire. From threatening to bomb Glasgow Airport to telling us we’ll have to drive on the other side of the road. Strangely, these pieces of nonsense go unchallenged by the mainstream print media. Lord Robertson warned of “dark forces” and “threats from space” following independence and removing Trident. It’s an eye opener, many of our Lords and Masters appear to be having a psychotic break. God help us all!
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I don’t know why anybody is surprised by the deceit of government, business and the imperialist HQ in London – why do you think the poor, the disabled, the unemployed, the homeless have been shouting all these years? Nobody has taken much notice of their position – but now when it comes to national sovereignty people cry foul – this population needs to grow up. The wilfull rhetoric of the elites will not be challenged by a suppine media who’s very position is granted only on the basis of spreading ‘the word’ Welcome to the uk in 2014
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The Chinese have already got the billion pound contract to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall 🙂
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Reblogged this on Still Oaks and commented:
SCOTTISH YES VOTE WILL LEAD TO INVASION,
ONLY CHAIRMAN CAMERON CAN SAVE US!
We interrupt our schedule to bring you this terrifying breaking news.
In anticipation of a Yes vote terrorists and rogue governments worldwide are gathering around the land and sea borders of Scotland ready to invade.
ISIS terrorists have converted their Toyota trucks to amphibious attack vehicles, based on a Jeremy Clarkson idea, they got from Top Gear.
They are currently setting up positions around the North East coast, ready to strike if the Scots should vote yes and leave the protective bosom of Chairman Cameron.
Vladimir Putin has ordered his entire navy into the North Atlantic in readiness for invasion, in the event of a yes vote.
Kim Yung Un, has said that he has a new intercontinental ballistic missile aimed at Wee Ecks favourite curry house and will not hesitate to popadom it into the ground.
Save Us Chairman Cameron!!!
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A movie called the ‘Riot Club ‘ depicts the elites in the UK.
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