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The UK political establishment was rocked to its foundations as voters in Scotland voted overwhelmingly for political engagement by a massive margin of 82% for ‘Yes’ to a mere 18% for ‘No’.
Leaders of the ‘Better Not Bother’ movement – which had sought to persuade Scottish people to watch things like X Factor instead of becoming politically engaged – were in turmoil as unprecedented numbers of voters defied expectations and turned out to vote.
The shock results come just months after a resounding victory in the European Elections earlier this year for the Better Not Bother campaign, in which well over 66% of the electorate decided they’d rather do the shopping rather than voting.
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there were/are 2 groups, 1 group wanted change, the other didn’t, no change won.
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Nice one Tom, that’s clever! However, this result is just a regional blip, and you can rest assured that the BNB movement is going from strength to strength down South.
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Actually I think fear won, but that’s a normal human response which is very difficult to overcome. I was able to vote Yes because I and my family would have been OK whatever the result, but many people simply couldn’t take that risk.
I’m sure that Scotland will become independent in the next 20 years or so, simply because the political divergence from England is going to increase. Scotland will be unable to tolerate the English shift to the right which seems inevitable to me.
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…..and the predictable vote rigging accusations have already started…….
As to why the commentator in this clip sounds like G Dubya, i have no idea.
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Yes FF
I have to concede ‘fear ‘ won again!
You would think we were living in the jungle being stalked by fat cats…..
Alas, we seem never to lose that adrenalin rush even when living in syphilization! 🙂
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Pennie – “Syphilization”? Do you know that you’re a rather weird person… but in a nice, hippy, drug-addled kind of style? That’s not a criticism by the way!
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Back to the watchtower OBD……:)
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Bitch!
FF…..
I am a thoroughly respectable young lady 🙂
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“I am a thoroughly respectable young lady” Ha ha ha! That’s about as likely as Ms Fawkes understanding her own homophobia and bigotry.
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Actually I think the establishment and media won!
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new signs are going up; “welcome to scotlandshire”….have a nice day!
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‘I and my family’, you mean you and your mother!
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The above reply was to Finks’ first comment.
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Dwayne Dwoo: The reason the commentator sounds like Dubya is because it IS Dubya….!! He’s an ex-President who knows all about how to rig an election in one’s favour…he’s an expert!! — This video is funny — the woman doesn’t seem to have a fred-the-shred clue of competence about what she’s supposed to be doing…..
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Oi FF!
Comparison is odious….and you are still a bitch!
Remember well…the bard…”All the world’s a stage and all the men and women merely players.”
Be careful I wear many hats 🙂
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For my friend Peter
” like most women Peter?”
He He
just joking and it’s all Puck’s fault!
That’s my excuse anyway either that or I’ve overdosed on blood. 🙂
or is it Ayahuasca?
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You said “respectable”, “young” and “lady” – Come on, be honest… what’s your actual score out of those three?
(Sorry about the comparison with Ms Fawkes!)
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Well…….FF
I am inordinately young in mind.
Very respectable and always a lady! 🙂
I accept you apology.
However, I am perplexed over your reactions to Ms Fawkes coz I do not see why ‘gender’ is an issue.I have no agenda oops I mean gender 🙂
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Education, Health, and Global Warming: Top 5 Reasons 45% of Scots Wanted to Leave the … – http://www.juancole.com/2014/09/education-warming-reasons.html … pic.twitter.com/FMEuxCqL6h
OBD….have you read this?
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Fink
It’s time you put Tom’s moniker up and chastized yourself for breaking your own rules on talking your usual load of tripe, regarding your paranoia over homophobes and bigots, which you seem to see everywhere.
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That’s why you are not getting any pennie, you have no gender.
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Thank you pennie for calling me your friend. I am well disposited towards your postings, indeed. Of course I am not calling out ALL women as incompetents, but this vote- counter woman seems to be all at sea…high on the ocean waves… Whether she is just incompetent by nature, or whether she has been bribed by someone shady to put Yes votes in the No pile, is a mute point. Maybe she is caught up swanning around in a bad dream, or maybe this lady has been taking ayahuasca the night before, or maybe (to paraphrase old Shakes-his-beere) she hasn’t got a Piss-Poor Pucking Clue?? 🙂 PS; When you are drinking blood, pennie, do people think that it is Ribena…. Red Wine…. or…. blood??
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Pennie – If you’re confused about the “Ms” title, it’s because Guy Fawkes is actually female, though why she chose a male name remains a secret.
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As is perfectly plain, I don’t see homophobes and bigots everywhere…… only you. Why do you take exception to being called homophobic? Obviously you are homophobic, and either you can justify your opinions or you can’t.
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Frank Sinatra – It Had To Be You: http://youtu.be/BjvBNE3Dklw via @YouTube
🙂
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FF
I have neva eva used Ms in moi life! 🙂
Being a deconstructer of bollocks myself 🙂
Especially my own….
I do recall when I was a child with my 2 sisters wanting very much to be a ‘bloke’
Why?
‘Cause they had more freedom….so I thought.
I now know that freedom applies to both sexes.
So, no I am not confused about the Ms…just confused about what the issue is really about…
Funny thing FF…..I gave myself the name of Peter when I was 8 yrs of age, gave my sister Jackie the name of Jack 🙂
As for my sister Michele…she married a Greek and that was the end of her! 🙂
I am not sure of Guy’s issues…but wtf 🙂
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ps….I forgot the ‘Fucker!’
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As for ‘disposited’ ……it rings with an awkward rhythm…..how so my friend?
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Lets get one thing clear, I don’t care what people think, I care more about what I think and what I think is not what you think I think, so think on it!
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Fink aka pennie – have you ever heard of ‘Guys’ hospital.
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HA HA HA! Now Pennie is also me! So Ms Fawkes, what do you think is the total number of different logons being used by Tom Pride on his own site?
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I don’t know but Guy’s hospital are looking for bed socks so I donated you!
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FF you are going to have to help me with this…what are logons? I googled it but still not clear….I fink I is a bit slow 😦 is it something to do with different ap addresses?
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Sorry Pennie, but there’s no point answering you if you pretend to be a moron, and use such silly language when you do. Some people on this site are morons, but you are not. I don’t know why you do so, but that’s your affair. If you have a sensible question then I will try to answer.
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Tom – That’s totally out of order. If you want me to quit your site, please just say so.
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FF
I am not pretending to be a moron ok?
I am pretty simple in one way.
Stop being so cross.
I am not savvy in the affairs of the internet…I know some people come onto the comment section with more than one name. I have no idea why they do. I have always used my own name. You and many others don’t. Why?
It really is that simple…..too simple?
I have a Twitter page under my own name. I have nothing to hide.
So, my question still stands… logons?
Am I right that it is about ap addresss and identity?
How do I know who I am talking to?
Are you tangible? or just a Fink Fink 🙂
Do you not think that self importance is a handicap?
‘some people on this site are morons’ says a lot about you. Is this the reason you fall out with obd?
Stop being so stuffy 🙂
I am not out to undermine you…I confess I like to play…forgive me. Life for me can be a little serious at times so I seek relief by playing….when was the last time you danced? 🙂
At my age being sensible is a no no…..in the meantime take the broomstick out of your ass!
We will continue later Sir 🙂
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Pennie – I think you do pretend to be stupid, but of course if that’s the online game you like to play then that’s fine – whatever you enjoy doing. I don’t get cross about things like that, but I AM cross about things such as lying politicians.
None of us are tangible in this medium. Our words are all there is, nothing more…… Is clarity of thought and words the same as self-importance? Does that constitute a broomstick up the arse? I didn’t fall out with OBD. I’m happy (time permitting) to talk to anybody about anything, but he is not. If some people think refusing to talk is a solution then that’s their problem… and I mean some politicians too!
You only seem to have asked me one other general question, about “logons”, “ap (actually IP) addresses” and “identity”. It would be pointless for me to try to explain about how the internet works, but the information is readily available if you want to spend some time trying to understand it. I’ve been a programmer since before there was an internet, but I’m no expert. I’m sure Tom can explain to you how this site in particular works if you ask him.
Are you @PWoodfall?
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Dam,I have lost my reply to you….ohhhh that makes me frustrated…so I will start all over again.
Give me a quote that tells me I am stupid or playing online games….It is how you project yourself FF…..clarity of thought is important so is how you get your message across if you want it to be heard without people thinking you are bombastic. You might not give shit how you project.I care how I come across….because I like people and I also like communicating. It may seem strange but I sense a human being behind the words….all I really wanted to know was why people use different ip addresses and identities. Some psychological insight would be appreciated. You use FF…why?
Yes, you are right I need to spend some time studying up on the internet…ugh! You might have gathered I have not been long in this medium. The technical side is not fun but I love stories and of course Shakespeare….I am always @PWoodfall 🙂
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You want a quote? How about “I fink I is a bit slow”? There are many, many others. You can write in sensible English, so why pretend that you can’t?
Correct – I don’t give a shit about how I project, but I communicate very deliberately in a way that upsets people…… GOOD! People need to be provoked and upset before they react, both on this site and in society in general.
I use “FinkFurst” because I first used it on some American discussion sites several years ago, and I expect you know what Fink means there… provocation again.
I’ll take a look at your Tweets now and then.
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Oh FF!
I is touched 🙂
I is also playing 🙂
When I see an opportunity for humour I grab it…
life is too short to be grumpy is it not?
You make me laugh…unintentional maybe ….as I said before you have an endearing quality about you. I trust I do not sound patronising.
Thank you for looking at my tweets now and then…can I look at yours? 🙂
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And furthermore FF..
You do remind me of someone…..
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I’ll look at yours if you look at mine! I’ll try to remember to look occasionally, but I don’t follow anybody on Twitter, because its mostly just a ‘my total is bigger than yours’ ego competition.
Who do I remind you of?
BTW – There is a question on another thread about gene pools which I think you should answer, or I will assume that you are a rather nasty racist…
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