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The Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has pledged the party will clamp down hard on sexual harassment of the party’s peers and senior officials after it was revealed women find them so irresistible they just can’t keep their hands off them.
The statement came after the Lib Dem’s disciplinary committee apologised to and readmitted to the party Liberal Democrat peer, Lord Rennard, who had been suspended from the party for being too sexy.
A Lib Dem peer trying hard not to look hot
In an interview with LBC Radio, Mr Clegg said:
It has become abundantly clear now that not nearly enough has been done in the party to ensure we the leadership are not so arousing to women that they won’t be able to stop themselves throwing themselves at us.
I fully understand the seriousness of this situation and that is why I have decided to clamp down hard on the problem of our leaders looking too sexy by giving Danny Alexander a leading role in the party.
The move to stamp out sexual harassment of hot Lib Dem peers by women comes not long after a female Lib Dem activist resigned from the party last month after she claimed Rennard was so sexy she just couldn’t resist being abused by him.
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Pride's Purge 
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Brilliant!!
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Reblogged this on Ad Hoc Hogblog and commented:
Dedicated to Alistair ‘Wibbly Wobbly’ Webster……….
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If this man is ‘sexy’ i think I must’ve done something very wrong in another life!
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The dire LD ratings in the Opinion Polls are similarly down to the ‘wrong’ sort of electorate.
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Hey, that guy really is a looker. What woman could keep her hands off of that? If I was, I would!
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He looks like a beefed up Michael Portillo.
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Exactly! I am looking forward to a new breed….what with the Barrow Boy (Nigel Farage) and his followers one can only hope that the situation improves from weird to not so weird. Some hope!
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Nah..I’ll take Portillo any day!
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Judging by his stash of cholesterol around his neck, he should be renamed Lard Rennard.
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Does that Lib Dem woman who fancies him need a guide dog?
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something really sad about watching the “death throes” of an old party …. Mind you what do you expect if you employ chancers, mavericks, traitors, dissemblers and the mendacious in key roles. Not to worry they’ll be history this time next year.
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CLEDGES!
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Even though I am male and not attracted either to other males or to Lib Dem MP’s in any way, nevertheless I feel very strongly that I would like to abuse that smug & contemptuous Lord Rennard…. by hitting him over the head with a cricket bat!!
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The August front page of the ‘Westminster Wank Fest’……Go on giv it some one off the cuff stuff…I luv a bit of ermine, wooosh
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Oh I like that… a new one to add to the jpeg-memes, a party manifesto of cledges; 1) like a pledge but will be ignored once power is attained.
2) all cledges agreed at conference will be ignored by the party leader.
2.1) a bedroom tax cledge, proven to not work, and voted against at conference, but voted for at every possible point in parliment so as not to upset the c**tservative masters.
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Is that all?
Not brutal enough…far too quick!
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