OFCOM rules Murdoch ‘fit and proper’ to own David Cameron
(satire) OFCOM concludes Rupert Murdoch ‘fit and proper’ to run Sky, The Sun, the moon and the government. UK media …
Tag Archives: Murdoch
Sobbing Kelvin Mackenzie to get job as news reader in North Korea.
(It’s not satire – it’s Kelvin Mackenzie!) OK. I admit it. That headline might not actually be strictly true. In …
The Sun on its refusal to print pictures of Kate topless – “we believe official boobs should be covered up at all costs”
(satire – or the truth?) The SUN says: YOU will not be seeing in The Sun those topless pictures of …
Hillsborough – cock-up or conspiracy? (PS – anyone know if Rupert Murdoch’s a freemason?)
(It’s not satire – it’s the Hillsborough scandal) I’m more of a cock-up and cover-up man than a believer in …
Idiotic Hillsborough Police Chief ordered police to stop people making rude comments about him
(not satire – it’s Norman Bettison) ‘Sir’ Norman Bettison – who has been accused by the families of the Hillsborough …
Hillsborough: MacKenzie offers ‘profuse apologies’ for being a slimy bastard
(satire – just about) Kelvin MacKenzie, editor of the Sun at the time of the Hillsborough disaster, has offered the people of Liverpool his “profuse …
Too late to strip ‘Sir’ Irvine Patnick – the Sun’s source for its Hillsborough story – of his title
(not satire – just uncomfortable truth) UPDATE – he’s dead (31st December, 2012) There’s no longer any dispute over who the Sun editor Kelvin …
SUN EXCLUSIVE – HARDSHIP handouts for unemployed WASTED on food, kids and staying alive!
(satire) HARDSHIP payments for the jobless are to be scrapped after EVIDENCE has shown that taxpayers’ money is being wasted …
The Sun Prints Blatant Bollocks Shock!
(satire) THE Sun has explained its decision to publish naked pictures of Prince Harry by saying it fitted in with its long-standing …
Government – Lasting Olympic Legacy Of Sitting On Sofas Watching Sport On TV While Eating Fast Food
(satire) The government’s sports legacy from London 2012 was launched today by the Minister for the Sport and the Olympics, Hugh …
MP Louise Mensch quits to spend more time with the Murdoch family
(satire) Conservative politician and novelist Louise Mensch is to stand down as an MP, so she can move to the …
Murdoch backs Boris after he shows readiness to be strung up like a puppet
(satire) Media tycoon flies into London to be VIP guest of mayor at Aquatic Centre after praising Mayor of London …
News Corp to split businesses into ‘busted’ and ‘still managing to get away with it’ divisions
(satire) Rupert Murdoch has announced he is to split his troubled News Corporation empire into those businesses run by people …
Lib Dems Show Dissatisfaction With Hunt By Allowing Him To Get Off Scot-Free
(satire) In an unprecedented hardening of their position against their coalition partners, the Liberal Democrats today showed their anger with David …
David Cameron leaves 4 million children behind after pub visit
A mix-up meant 4 million UK children were left behind in poverty by David Cameron following a Sunday lunch in the …
England’s defensive trio of Osborne, Clegg and Cameron face stern test in crucial matches next week
David Cameron’s team may be a mix of young and veteran stars but their chances look slim as the team’s …
Inquiry called after Lady Warsi admits to not being friends with Rupert Murdoch
The political career of Lady Warsi has received another blow after she was referred to the independent adviser by David …
Confirmation – Cameron to play Buzz Lightyear in Tory Story 4
Some uncharitable people have been casting doubts on the information I gave in my previous post about David Cameron being sold …
Rupert Murdoch denies claims he may sell off scandal-ridden UK government ministers
Mogul says News Corporation is ‘firmly committed’ to ownership of its government ministers including Cameron, Osborne and Hunt Rupert Murdoch …
Cameron Privatises Britain’s Grannies. By Mistake. LOL
EXCLUSIVE! Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into the Prime Minister’s phone and he’s recorded this interesting …
DIY Satire – Murdoch says MP’s publication is ‘highly partisan and party politically biased’
So Rupert Murdoch – publisher of the Sun, Fox News and the defunct News of the World – has labelled …
PM Agrees To Investigate Hunt Over Alleged Lambada Dancing
After days of controversy, the Prime Minister David Cameron has agreed for Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt to appear before a …
Jeremy Hunt Denies Being Secretary of State
The culture secretary Jeremy Hunt has defended himself against accusations that he secretly backed News Corporation’s bid to take over BSkyB …
Jeremy Hunt ready to hand over all his emails, texts and staff to clear his name
Beleaguered Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt today pledged to hand over all relevant emails and texts as well as any of his employees in order …
Murdoch – staff hid from me that NOTW was a tabloid newspaper.
LONDON: Rupert Murdoch has blamed his underlings for keeping him in the dark about the fact the News of The …
Here’s a list of all the people Rupert Murdoch has blamed for NI’s problems. So far….
In his testimony to the Leveson Inquiry today, Rupert Murdoch again tried to pin the blame firmly on his staff for the …
Cameron – I didn’t speak to Murdoch about anything over dinner. Not even sticky toffee pudding.
The Prime Minister David Cameron has defended himself against accusations that he has been too close to the Murdoch family …
Controversial urine extraction method given go-ahead by government.
A controversial method used by the government to extract urine out of the public should be extended, a government-named panel of …
David Cameron – being found out accepting cash-for-access completely unacceptable
David Cameron has described being found out that the Tory party offers access to the prime minister and chancellor for up …
Brutal Gang Leaders Force Nation’s Grannies Off Front Pages
A brutal gang of thugs has forced the nation’s grannies off the front pages so they can rob them of …
