Michael Gove expected to resign after PM threatens to give him his ‘full support’
(satire?) The Education Secretary Michael Gove is expected to resign after the Prime Minister David Cameron threatened to give him his strong backing …
Tag Archives: May
Plot to take over UK schools by followers of hard-line fundamentalist Michael Gove
(satire?) Militant extremists from Department for Education in shocking plot to take over UK schools An alleged plot to take …
UK’s shame – now we’re jailing schoolchildren and deporting them alone without their parents
(not satire – it’s the UK today!) (not satire – it’s the UK today!) I’m starting to become ashamed of …
Shocking new survey – Conservatives have biggest cocks in House of Commons
(satire?) According to an exclusive new survey conducted by Pride’s Purge, we can reveal that the Conservatives have the biggest …
‘Go home’ vans deemed failure after only one UKIP voter agrees to go back to voting Tory
(satire?) Theresa May yesterday admitted that the Home Office’s controversial “go home” vans had been “too much of a blunt instrument”, …
Theresa May – senior Tories exempt from public order offences if wearing bicycle clips
(satire?) It’s about time the police APOLOGISED to Andrew Mitchell for being sworn at by him after he lost his …
Theresa May reveals she has Type 1 idiocy
(satire?) Home Secretary Theresa May has revealed she has been diagnosed with Type 1 stupidity – but insists it will …
Theresa May Announces Critical Thinking To Become Class C Drug
(satire?) Possession and use of free will – already banned in the US and most European countries – set to …
Theresa May cracks down on extremist GP groups preaching hatred of Jeremy Hunt
(satire?) Home Secretary Theresa May warned today there are potentially thousands of doctors and General Practitioners in the UK at …
Theresa May and Abu Qatada don’t fool me. They’re going to end up falling in love, aren’t they?
(not satire – it’s the UK today) I’ve read enough romance novels and seen enough romcoms to know the score. …
Tories promise tough new laws to deport Justin Bieber
(satire – I think) BRITAIN will use tough new laws to deport foreign pop stars who commit serious crimes against …
High level child abuse cover-up? Why has Theresa May barred a US journalist from the UK?
(not satire – it’s coalition UK) A US investigative journalist has been completely barred from visiting the UK by the UK Border …
Confirmation – Cameron to play Buzz Lightyear in Tory Story 4
Some uncharitable people have been casting doubts on the information I gave in my previous post about David Cameron being sold …
Andrew Lansley Wins UK Big Brother
Outspoken House of Commons star Andrew Lansley was “lost for words” after being crowned the winner of Channel 5’s Big …
Shocking Immigration Figures – UK Flooded By 3 Brazilian Illegal Immigrants
9.00am. The Office of The Home Secretary in the House of Commons. An adviser to the Home Secretary, Theresa May, …
Theresa May Accused Of Relaxing Border Checks For Chinese Immigrants Tian Tian and Yang Guang
The Home Secretay, Theresa May is under pressure again over accusations immigration controls were relaxed in order to allow two …
Andrew Lansley’s Face To Help Reduce Hospital Waiting Lists
Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, is allowing his face to be used in order to reduce hospital waiting lists by …
Cameron – “Country coming together and united in mutual dislike of me”
The Prime Minister has made a major plea for national unity at a time of major crisis saying that the …
Downing Street Backs Theresa The Cat Over Failure To Catch Unwanted Newcomers
Downing Street has rebuffed calls for No 10’s cat to be sacked after reports mice were allowed to enter and live …
Euro Meltdown & Nuclear Iran Global Crisis – Government Announces All-Out Emergency Plan To Protect Home Secretary
As a catastrophic meltdown in the the Eurozone looked more and more likely by the hour and as governments braced …
Government To Investigate Uncontrolled Admissions of Fault By UK Border Agency
The government has announced strict new guidelines to control admissions of fault by UK government ministries. The new guidelines come …
Three Immigration Officers Suspended For Recklessly Following Minister’s Orders
Three UK Border Agency officials have been suspended after it was discovered they had been following Home Secretary Theresa May’s orders. …
Ken Clarke Sparks New Row With Theresa May Over Possession of Offensive Pets
Ken Clarke, who clashed with the Home Secretary Theresa May earlier in October during the Conservative party conference when he …
Drop in University Applications Due to Royal Wedding
The government has branded as ‘ridiculous’ the idea that the 12% drop in university applications was caused by the tripling …
Theresa May incompetent? Don’t be daft.
People can be so naive sometimes. Of course Theresa May didn’t get her facts wrong about cats and the Human Right’s Act. She …
