Have you heard the one about Andrew Lansley?
Remember that great joke by Labour MP Grahame Morris about Andrew Lansley being a broken arrow because he “doesn’t work and …
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Andreus Lansleylococcus – the deadly threat lurking in our hospitals
A deadly organism has been discovered lurking and hiding in the corridors and wards of our hospitals – a source of …
Andrew Lansley ‘complex, incoherent and not fit for purpose’, say doctors
BMA offers scathing assessment of Andrew Lansley, warning of a creepy health secretary that could prove ruinous. The British Medical Association …
Lib’ Dem’s Win Major Concessions From Tories Over NHS Bill Punctuation
The Liberal Democrats claimed a major victory today over their Conservative Party coalition partners by persuading them to reduce the use of …
UK Satirists Welcome Return of Liam Fox to Political Stage
Satirists and political sketch writers in the UK, along with the right-wing of the Tory Party, have welcomed the return …
Cameron Organises Summit With Himself On NHS
David Cameron began the fight to save his NHS bill by convening a major summit with himself today to look at how best …
Royal College of GPs calls for government to scrap Andrew Lansley
The UK’s largest medical royal college has called for the prime minister not just to amend, but to completely scrap …
Andrew Lansley Wins UK Big Brother
Outspoken House of Commons star Andrew Lansley was “lost for words” after being crowned the winner of Channel 5’s Big …
Lansley – Increasing Number of Private Patients in the NHS Will Decrease Number of Private Patients in the NHS
The Health Secretary Andrew Lansley today tried to allay the fears of health professionals and experts about his plans to …
Andrew Lansley To Undergo Painful ‘U-Turn’ Operation
The health secretary, Andrew Lansley, has been forced to undergo an extremely painful and career threatening major U-turn operation, after newly released …
Andrew Lansley’s Face To Help Reduce Hospital Waiting Lists
Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, is allowing his face to be used in order to reduce hospital waiting lists by …
Cameron – “Country coming together and united in mutual dislike of me”
The Prime Minister has made a major plea for national unity at a time of major crisis saying that the …
Government Extends ‘Nudging’ Policy To Winking and Nodding
The government’s policy of ‘nudging’ food manufacturers to make food healthier rather than forcing them by legislation or other means …
Osborne – fat-cat bakers responsible for economic crisis
The Chancellor, George Osborne has defended imposing VAT on hot takeaway pasties in his budget by blaming greedy bakers for the biggest …
Lansley – if you’re poor – why would you want to live longer?
OK, so we’re seeing the end of the NHS, the marketisation of our health system and the wholesale takeover of …
Lansley – NHS reforms will put more money into MPs hands
In a last minute appeal to MPs not to wreck his plans for a major shake-up of the NHS, Andrew Lansley, …
Andrew Lansley: Dying can be good for us
Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, who in 2008 famously said that recession can be good for us, today expanded his …
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