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Dominatrix posts new photo of George Osborne dancing to Spandau Ballet in her flat

July 30, 2014

(not satire – it’s George Osborne!) Former escort agency owner and Dominatrix Natalie Rowe has posted a new photograph of …

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UKIP candidate resigns claiming party has been taken over by ‘occult devotees’

July 30, 2014

(not satire – it’s the UKIP!) A UKIP general election candidate – along with his local branch chairman – has …

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Top 10 fashion hits and misses from the Syria conflict – in pictures

June 25, 2014

(satire?) The Syria crisis: the top 10 best and worst dressed fighters: 1)  These tight-fitting, three quarter length pocketless trousers combined with …

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Government boosts GDP by adding sex and drugs to economy

May 30, 2014

(not satire – no really, it’s not!) The government’s thought of a sure-fire way to boost the economy. The Office …

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Here’s the real reason the Tories are allowing the destruction of robin eggs and nests

May 18, 2014

(not satire – it’s the UK today!) I must admit to having been more than a little puzzled at first …

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Exclusive – Tom Pride’s interview with backbench Tory MP Sir Ian Bowler

May 8, 2014

(satire?) Here’s a link to my in-depth interview with Tory MP for Buckland & Ruttington Sir Ian Bowler: . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvoiRyQwBO8&feature=youtu.be . …

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Keith Chegwin announces he will not stand in Newark byelection

April 30, 2014

(satire?) 1970s children’s television presenter and actor Keith Chegwin has announced he will not stand in the Newark byelection, saying his candidature …

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How Intersectional Feminism is the only way to pick up celebrity chicks – by Russell Brand

April 26, 2014

(satire?) Guardian exclusive – Russell Brand writes on how to solve problems of political participation and social exclusion by shagging pop stars . …

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Man on leash in London revealed to be Lib Dem training exercise for coalition government

April 15, 2014

(satire?) The mystery of a man being walked on all fours by a woman wielding a leash in Farringdon has been solved. …

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I was sex toy of top Tories claims Nick Clegg

March 30, 2014

(satire?) Nick Clegg has claimed today that he was forced into sexual slavery and was used as an unwilling ‘rent boy’ by senior …

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Nick Clegg announces “conscious uncoupling” from reality

March 26, 2014

(satire?) After more than 4 years of marriage to David Cameron, comic actor Nick Clegg has announced he is to separate …

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SURVEY – the Daily Mail thinks George Osborne is sexy. What do you think?

March 22, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) Sometimes I fear for the sanity of Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre. In …

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Lib Dem? Feeling impotent? Keep losing your elections? Get help here:

March 18, 2014

(satire?) For most politicians, the occasional loss of an election shouldn’t be seen as anything more than a minor inconvenience. …

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Tories announce plans to slash pregnancy from 9 months to 4 if they win election

March 8, 2014

(satire?) Shock as survey reveals 100% of unborn babies born to immigrants spend as long as 9 months in the womb …

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SIZZLING sexy Lib Dem calendar – HOTTEST Lib Dems of 2014!

February 1, 2014

I’m sure most people are as concerned as I am at the serious damage which has been done to the …

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Don’t laugh! Tories allegedly miscount votes and announce wrong parliamentary candidate

January 11, 2014

(not satire – it’s the Tory Party!) In an extraordinary and farcical sequence of events, it is alleged that a Conservative …

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UK satirists welcome return of Liam Fox to political stage

January 2, 2014

(satire?) Satirists and political sketch writers in the UK have welcomed the return of ex-Defence Secretary and leading heterosexual Dr Liam …

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Shock as Tom Daley reveals he is homosapien and in a relationship with a human

December 3, 2013

(satire?) Olympic diver releases video revealing he is not amphibious and he ‘couldn’t be happier’ with his new humanoid partner …

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Boris Johnson slashes number of deadly sins across London in bid to privatise greed

December 2, 2013

(satire?) London Mayor Boris Johnson has announced greed and envy are to be sold off to private developers as part of his plans …

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Nick Clegg tries to shed clean-cut image by dry humping a foam finger during PMQs

November 11, 2013

(satire?) There was shock and outrage last night after ex-child Disney star Nick Clegg twerked and dry humped a foam …

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Official reply to my complaint about MPs from the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards

November 9, 2013

(satire?) . Please feel free to comment.

How Tory are you? Take the Tory-o-Meter test and find out!

November 9, 2013

Take this ten question quiz and find out how Tory you are – the higher your percentage the more Tory …

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Are Cameron’s attacks on the Guardian revenge for his friends’ present legal difficulties?

November 1, 2013

(not satire – it’s the UK today) I’m not usually one to go out of my way to defend the …

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Shock turns to anger as doctors confirm royal baby just exactly like any other little boy

July 22, 2013

(satire?) Shock as medical experts confirm baby’s blood is red not blue Specialists called in after no silver eating implements …

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Country celebrates as Cameron gives birth to popular baby

July 22, 2013

(satire?) Fountains and key landmarks are to be illuminated and the news broadcast on a giant screen above central London after the …

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Google reveals what it really thinks about David Cameron

July 21, 2013

(not exactly satire in fact) Today the Prime Minister David Cameron said search engines like Google should blacklist ‘sick and malevolent’ …

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BBC apologises for Osborne’s shocking budget address before watershed

June 28, 2013

(satire?) The BBC apologised today after more than 100 viewers contacted the corporation to voice their disapproval about George Osborne’s revealing …

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Wendi Deng to divorce Rupert Murdoch after he drops from #98 to #105 on rich list

June 14, 2013

(satire?) Wendi Deng has filed for divorce from Rupert Murdoch saying their marriage has “irretrievably broken down” after it was revealed …

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Allowing happy marriage will undermine family life – Archbishop of Canterbury

June 4, 2013

(satire – I think) Speaking in House of Lords debate on happy marriage, Justin Welby says cheerful people who never …

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Downing St stunned after senior Tory caught having intramarital sex with his wife

June 2, 2013

(satire?) BRITISH leader David Cameron has reportedly held crisis talks after revelations a senior member of the Tory Party has …

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