Shock as figures reveal big increase in net migration of German leaders to UK
(satire?) Net UK migration of German Chancellors to the UK increased by 100% in the year to February 2014, pushing …
Tag Archives: Europe
Etymological maps of common words like ‘clegg’, ‘cameron’ and ‘duncan smith’
(satire?) 1) ‘cameron‘ 2) ‘clegg‘ 3) ‘duncan smith‘ . Please feel free to comment. .
‘Go home’ vans deemed failure after only one UKIP voter agrees to go back to voting Tory
(satire?) Theresa May yesterday admitted that the Home Office’s controversial “go home” vans had been “too much of a blunt instrument”, …
Daily Mail – “aggressive foreign cows from Europe lead to death of man”. Satire?
(it’s not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) I must have been wrong about the Daily Mail. They clearly have …
Jamie Oliver on UKIP – anything so full of nuts has got to be good
(satire – possibly) After publicly endorsing UKIP, TV celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has denied accusations he is ignorant of politics saying …
PM denies confusion after announcing support for vote supporting supporters of vote on EU vote
(satire – barely) The Prime Minister David Cameron has denied the Conservative Party is in disarray over Europe after announcing …
Cyprus bailout deal at risk over German demands for full 12 points in Eurovision
(satire – I think) MPs in Cyprus have overwhelmingly voted to reject a demand by Germany that they give their …
Tories Pledge to Drop Human Rights Act And Stop Pretending They Give a Toss
(satire – barely) THE Tories have pledged they will abolish their unconvincing human rights act and start acting like the …
Shock after moustachioed Village People ‘macho man’ Lech Walesa accused of homophobia
(satire – I think) There was shock and outrage in the gay rights community today after 1970s Village People disco …
UKIP chairman – every UK city should have 1 or 2 ‘holding’ camps for immigrants
(It’s not satire – it’s UKIP!) We all know UKIP members don’t like immigrants or homosexuals much. But most of …
UKIP candidate – UK dinners flooded by criminal gangs of eastern European horses
(satire – possibly) Ukip’s candidate in the Eastleigh by-election has called for a temporary halt to immigration of all foreign …
If UKIP is so bloody libertarian – why has it said nothing against secret courts?
(not satire – it’s UK today!) Nothing annoys me more than right-wing authoritarians pretending to be libertarian. And unfortunately for …
Norman Tebbit tells jobless Plantagenet Kings to “get on their horses” and look for work
(satire – I think) NORMAN Tebbit yesterday urged jobless House of York kings to be more like eastern European royals …
RSPCA to investigate PM after reports of dead cat bounces and relentless flogging of dead horses
(satire – I think) THE RSPCA has launched an investigation into accusations that David Cameron has cold-bloodedly and deliberately caused …
Government ministers announce plan to deter immigrants to UK by making it shit
(satire – possibly) The coalition government has revealed detailed plans to curb immigration into the UK by making the country …
See sample of new negative ads about UK for Romania and Bulgaria
A sample of an advertisement from the new negative advertising campaign in Bulgaria and Romania the government is thinking of running to persuade potential immigrants to …
Oops! Daily Mail gets British immigration test wrong
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) The Mail got a really easy question wrong in a sample of the …
FSA – dangerous levels of unprocessed tripe and traces of chicken DNA found in Cameron speech
(satire – sort of) The Food Standards Agency is urgently investigating how excess amounts of artificial sweeteners – including significant …
Norway braced for slump as UK economists confirm snow main cause of recession
(satire – I think) Countries such as Norway, Sweden and Switzerland whose economies have been laden for years with mountains …
Cameron delays EU speech till 2018
(satire – possibly) David Cameron has scrapped plans to deliver a long-awaited speech on Britain’s future in the European Union because of …
Shock as traces of meat discovered in supermarket burgers
(satire – probably) In a shocking admission, minute traces of animal meat have been detected in some beefburgers being sold …
Ken Clarke and Peter Mandelson join forces to fight Eurovision Song Contest sceptics
(satire – possibly) Tory grandee Ken Clarke is joining forces with Labour peer Lord Mandelson in a historic cross-party bid …
More Wet Downpours of Triviality Forecast from Nick Clegg to End 2012
(satire) Another wet and pointless week could mark the end of one of the wettest politicians in Britain, with no …
Clegg warns Tories not to pull UK out of Europe with a tow rope attached to a giant turtle
(satire – probably) Nick Clegg has used the fifth anniversary of his election as Liberal Democrat leader to fight accusations that …
Tory BigWig Michael Fabricant Calls for Pact with UKIP to Protect Closet Racists in Both Parties
(satire – I think) One of the Conservatives Party’s biggest wigs Michael Fabricant has called for an electoral pact with …
Moody’s downgrades Moody’s on excessively materialistic outlook and crap forecasts
(satire – sort of) Credit agency Moody’s has taken the first step towards stripping itself of its own coveted AAA …
Summer boost for UK economy as Osborne takes holiday from running it
Economists across the Atlantic concerned about lasting effects on the US economy of Mr Osborne’s decision to holiday there. Economic …
Stock markets fall as Greece finally forced out of Euro by Germans
(satire) Stock markets around the world fell sharply after news broke that Germany had forced Greece out of the Euro …
Ongoing Eurozone crisis may force UK to seek new excuses for its own mess, warns Cameron
(satire) Britain may have to seek fresh things to pin the blame on for its own severe economic problems as …
Osborne: UK economic recovery being killed off by Euro 2012 players
The Chancellor, George Osborne, has blamed leading Euro 2012 football championship players – particularly Germany’s and France’s – for the UK’s …
