International Trade Secretary Liam Fox has convened a new Board of Trade to “help boost exports, attract inward investors and ensure the benefits of free trade are spread equally across the country“:

But Liam’s new Board will consist of just one member – himself:

Nevertheless, according to the government press release, Liam will be meeting with himself 4 times a year, with the board meetings rotated around the UK:

Presumably, substantial expense accounts will no doubt be necessary to enable such an important board member to meet up with himself – footed by us the taxpayers, obviously.

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