10 things more likely to happen to you than winning the Vote Leave Euro 2016 competition

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Boris Johnson, elections, EU, Gove, Iain Duncan Smith, NHS, privatisation

The Vote Leave campaign is running a competition offering £50 million in prize money to anyone who can correctly guess the result of every Euro 2016 game:

But BoJo and his pals don’t ever need to worry about putting their hands in their pockets to dish out the prize money.

Because there’s a staggeringly unlikely one in 1,000,000,000 chance of getting it right. So it’s not going to happen.

In fact – here are 10 things much more likely to happen to you than winning the Vote Leave competition:

1. Dying from an asteroid strike: 1 in 74,817,414 chance
2. Becoming a movie star: 1 in 1,505,000 chance
3. Being canonized a saint by the Catholic Church: 1 in 20,000,000 chance
4. Being killed by a vending machine: 1 in 112,000,000 chance
5. Being killed by a falling coconut: 1 in 250,000,000 chance
6. Winning an Olympic gold medal: 1 in 662,000 chance
7. Giving birth to quadruplets: 1 in 13,000,000 chance
8. Being killed by a cow: 1 in 45,500,000 chance
9. Dying in a tsunami: 1 in 500,000 chance
10. Becoming President of the United States:  1 in 10,000,000 chance

All still more likely than Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and IDS protecting the NHS if we vote leave …