Scientists have grown a miniature “human brain” the size of a pea, in a feat they hope will transform the study of neurological disorders such as those commonly found affecting UKIP, BNP and EDL members.

The researches say the structures have reached the same level of development as that of a nine-week-old foetus and are incapable of thought – making them ideal for studying the thought processes of UKIP supporters.

The team from the Austrian Academy of Sciences have already used the technique to study certain developmental curiosities such as Nigel Farage, and say they hope to be able to use it to research and find a cure for more serious disorders such as Michael Gove and Iain Duncan Smith.

The news comes just weeks after scientists claimed they had succeeded in growing embryonic balls and backbones on Liberal Democrats in a laboratory



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