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A massive crackdown on workshy Liberal Democrat politicians – who under the present government have been used to living a life of luxury doing nothing at all at taxpayer’s expense – will be a central part of Labour’s election manifesto.
The tough new rules are designed to curb the something-for-nothing culture which experts say has become endemic amongst Liberal Democrats over the past 5 years.
Soon to be unemployed Liberal Democrat MPs will be stripped of their state benefits – including an end to tax-payer-funded chauffeur-driven ministerial cars and massive ministerial expense accounts – when huge numbers of them are made redundant after the next election, according to sources close to Labour leader Ed Miliband.
A spokesperson for Labour said they would also be shortly announcing a manifesto pledge to introduce a new US-style ‘work for the dole’ scheme for workshy Liberal Democrats such as Nick Clegg and Danny Alexander – who will be expected to stack shelves in Poundland or Tesco in exchange for food vouchers.
The announcement comes just days after the Met Office warned the record-breaking amounts of hot air coming from the Liberal Democrats is set to continue until at least May 7th.
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
This is one attack on state support for the intentionally idle I could support. I like the idea of Clegg, Danny Alexander and the rest of the Lib Dem Tory enablers being sent to stack shelves in Poundland for food vouchers. In fact, I think they should have been made to do it long before they took office, just to get an idea of ‘how the other half lives’. Unfortunately, it probably won’t happen – they’ll doubtless walk into jobs as company directors or senior management the moment they leave office. But it’s a great idea, nonetheless.
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Some Scientists believe that the voluminous and egregious amounts of hot air emanating from Liberal Democrats may be responsible for climate change
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I’m looking forward to seeing their faces (and their underhanded “friends”) as they lose seat after seat and become a party that has absolutely no chance of recovering for the next few decades, at least! They deserve everything that they get. I am particularly excited about seeing Danny Alexanders face as his seat gets wiped by the SNP 🙂
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The Lib Dem Pensions Minister Mr Steve Webb has presided over the wholesale abolition of much of the state pension to the poorest people, especially women.
The flat rate state pension offers NIL STATE PENSION FOR LIFE
See why, at end of my petition, in my WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT section, at:
https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/state-pension-at-60-now
The state pension for the poor are their sole pension provision in life.
The state pension is payable if remain in work or not.
The flat rate state pension hits just when Universal Credit brings permanent sancitons even to the working part time poor and denies Pension Credit.
The flat rate state pension abolishes Pension Credit (savings) and in 2016 guarantee credits becomes more complex condiitonal even to current pensioners.
LIB DEM MARGINALS
TUSC – TRADE UNIONIST AND SOCIALIST COALITION
6th biggest party getting nil media coverage
YET RUNNING OVER 125 CANDIDATES THROUGHOUT UK
Example of where poor now outnumber all other voters in Lib Dem marginals.
BIRMINGHAM YARDLEY
TUSC candidate
Eamonn Flynn
Claimants number 13,780
LIB DEM MAJORITY – 3,002
BRENT CENTRAL
(London)
TUSC candidate
John Boyle
Claimant Count 14,650
LIB DEM MAJORITY 1,345
CLASS WAR
NORWICH SOUTH
Class War candidate
Stan Grant
Claimant Count 9,260
Lib Dem Majority 310
THE PARTIES OF THE POOR – ONLY WAY TO GET THE TENS OF MILLIONS OF POOR LOST VOTERS OF ALL AGES
The parties of the poor are in voting areas where the poor vastly outnumber the votes gained by the sitting Tory or Lib Dem MPs to get them into the job in 2010.
WHO ARE THE PARTIES OF THE POOR OF THE LEFT
See on:
http://www.anastasia-england.me.uk
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