(satire?)
All hospitals in England will have NHS doctors on duty for a period of seven days before they are thrown on the dole by a future Conservative government, David Cameron is to pledge.
At the Tories’ spring forum, the PM will say NHS hospitals must provide top-level treatment for a whole seven days directly after he becomes PM, after which they’ll all be sold off to his mates.
The move, aimed at cutting weekend mortality rates, builds on plans set out by senior Tory Party leaders to make sure patients can be fleeced by private health firms 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
‘Bleed ‘Em Dry’
Speaking at the forum in Manchester later, Mr Cameron will warn that figures show patients are “more likely to die” before private healthcare providers have had a chance to bleed their bank accounts dry if they are admitted at weekends.
The announcement comes just days after Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg pledged to abolish death in NHS hospitals and dramatically raise levels of immortality for patients if people would just please please vote for him at the general the election on May 7th.
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Pride's Purge 
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He said 7 day NHS (England) which in Toryspeak means that the waiting times will get very long.
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Poor people in England – no signs of this in Scotland, Wales or Ireland, I hope!
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
It’s to be hoped that Cameron and Co disappear from the Earth before May 7th – ‘cos if they do get in, we are in big trouble…
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal and commented:
It’s to be hoped that this does not spread to Scotland, Wales and Ireland…
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He only said he would bring more consultants in at weekend he never said they would be Medical/Surgical he meant Private Insurance Underwriting Consultants and consultants on burial services. The secret solution is to send everybody on weekend leave that way they die at home and figures will drop to 0% Shimples
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I find it somewhat disconcerting that during a trawl by undercover officers of Nick Clegg’s home CD Collection, they uncovered an old recording of “FLIP FLOP FLY” by BIG JOE TURNER…. which has the line in it: “FLIP FLOP FLY… I DON’T CARE IF I DIE”.. — Maybe YOU don’t care about dying, Mr Clegg, but some of your constituents DO…. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
Another metaphorical truth from Mr Pride. One of the Tories has already said that the NHS will not exist in five years’ time if the Tories get a second term. It really is all about privatising the NHS. And 92 Tory and Lib Dem candidates already have businesses lined up to profit from this.
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