(satire?)
A project centred around the Houses of Parliament to create the UK’s first dedicated hedgehog conservation area is being established, as part of efforts to maintain and preserve the large populations of pricks who reside there.
The Wildlife Trust’s scheme, funded by the British Hedgehog Preservation Society, will also work with the local community to raise awareness of the plight of Britain’s largest native pricks.
Westminster residents and volunteers will be encouraged to help construct hedgehog-friendly measures in and around both Houses of Parliament, such as small holes in walls and fences through which the spineless creatures can forage, seek shelter and rendezvous with potential mates.
a prick
The announcement comes just weeks after ornithologists discovered a pair of Great Tits, who have taken up residence in Downing St, as well as an increasing number of cocks which have been making their homes in government departments over the last 5 years.
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oh great lots of lovely hedgehogs for me to fuck.
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Not forgetting the (shrivelled-up bollock’ looking) Lords section…lazy bastards!
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@Tom Pride sounds like phallus horriblous
to me
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I still think the lot of them should be stood against a wall and shot – that would then leave the proper hedgehogs alone and free to do as they please 🙂
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It’s Tom Pride time again 🙂
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11476733/David-Cameron-Did-An-Interview-With-The-BuzzFeed.-The-Number-Of-People-Watching-Will-Shock-You.html
WHO IS MORE POPULAR? DAVID CAMERON OR A FLUFFY OWL?
Check the stats on this
@Tom Pride had to share this with you
Lol lol lol
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True and funny or untrue and funny or in political speak true, untrue and funny.
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HA! HA! LOL, many a true word said in jest!
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The poor now outnumber all other voters, especially in England.
Neither Tory nor Labour can gain sufficient to form a government, even with a partner party, in what is predicted to be the most severe hung parliament in UK history.
The Tories are planning to stay put in the House of Commons as a caretaker government for the next 5 years.
So Tom Pride may, indeed, have the power of second sight in this.
The House of Commons might better be described as a flock of locusts.
The poor in England have more power than they have ever had on Thursday 7 May by putting their pencil cross against different logos.
A group of parties gaining the threshold of 323 MPs (most of these would be the Celt parties anyway) does not need the so-called big parties.
TUSC is running over 122 candidates.
Class War is running for the first time.
Mebyon Kernow is running in all of Cornwall’s voting areas, which have the slimmest majorities for sitting Tory and Lib Dem MPs.
A coalition can be far more than just 2 parties, and this is the sole way to form a majority government in Westminster anyway.
See who the new logos are, that would end austerity, the cruelty of benefits regime, save lives from starvaton and freezing next winter, end homelessness and end the feudalism that bedevils us for the last 1000 years.
http://www.anastasia-england.me.uk
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There is, however, a major difference between hedgehogs and the Tory party: people like hedgehogs. They’re cute, snuffling around in the garden. People like them and leave saucers of milk out for them. They’ve also inspired the classic characters of children’s literature, like Beatrix Potter’s Mrs Tiggiewinkles. She’s so popular, you can buy novelty pottery figures of her.
There is absolutely nothing cute or loveable about the modern Tory party, however. Their spines, when you can find ’em, are tipped with pure poison, and you wouldn’t want them pottering around in your garden. You could, however, imagine them eating slugs and other invertebrates. After they were cooked at the Ritz by a cordon bleu chef, of course.
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This made me chortle. Well done. Not for making me chortle but for calling them out for what they are. But I do love a hedgehog.
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Speaking of spiny British gobshite pricks: Jeremy Clarkson was seen again out and about this week throwing his weight about again…. in PUNCH TAVERNS 🙂
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Throwing his weight couldn’t apply to his ego could it?
“clarkson ego lashes out “
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“car wheels spin in mud. Tyres skid across snow and ice. The presenters ask “Where the hell are we?” as their crunched up, cannibalised cars shunt cow carcasses through a forest. ”
Top Gear in covert operation against terrorist cows
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Dolly the sheep was part of an experiment to see if it was possible to mass produce dumbed down stupid people
They ended the experiment when they found they didn’t have to bother due to the fact that episodes of X Factor appeared on television and saved them the trouble
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Jeremy Clarkson: “Well I’m SO SORRY, but hectares of virgin Brazilian Rainforest DO HAVE to be sacrificed, and herds of beef cows DO HAVE to be continually slaughtered so that I CAN HAVE MY DINNER!!”
Richard Hamster: “Some rotten two-legged thief has taken my bowl of sunflower seeds again!!” 🙂
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Jeremy Cowpie
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