A detailed scientific study of 1,495 penises in the UK parliament has shown the average size of the members sitting in the lower and upper houses is 177 cm, or approximately 5 feet and 10 inches tall.
The statistics are being used to reassure men who are not MPs or Lords that members of both Houses of Parliament are on average bigger cocks when compared to the population as a whole.
The study found that, in their normal flaccid state, members in the House of Commons range from 5 feet 0 inches to 6 feet 2 inches in size with members in the House of Lords ranging from 4 feet 10 inches to 6 feet 1 inch.
The researchers also found evidence that members of the House of Lords and the House of Commons are on average much thicker when compared to pricks outside the world of politics.
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