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A detailed scientific study of 1,495 penises in the UK parliament has shown the average size of the members sitting in the lower and upper houses is 177 cm, or approximately 5 feet and 10 inches tall.
The statistics are being used to reassure men who are not MPs or Lords that members of both Houses of Parliament are on average bigger cocks when compared to the population as a whole.
The study found that, in their normal flaccid state, members in the House of Commons range from 5 feet 0 inches to 6 feet 2 inches in size with members in the House of Lords ranging from 4 feet 10 inches to 6 feet 1 inch.
The researchers also found evidence that members of the House of Lords and the House of Commons are on average much thicker when compared to pricks outside the world of politics.
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is there any research relating to CEOs of multi-national companies, CEOs of Charities, the ECB and FA,???
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal.
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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What about the Countryside Alliance they have the biggest cocks of all time. Gargantuan cocks in that organisation. Followed a close second by members of the NFU
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Well they are a bunch of complete pricks
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Most MPs are either pimps, dolts, schmucks, schlemiels, or establishment stooges, and I don’t think we need any Jack Straw polls or research surveys to learn that 🙂
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This comes after a piece on the MSN news page reporting the statistics for the membrum virile. However, as the article shows, whatever these statistics are, the really big genitalia are all in the palace of Westminster. This proves conclusively that many Tories really are Members of Parliament, in every sense of the word.
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