(not satire – it’s the UKIP!)
In which we get to hear sage political advice from a UKIP spin-doctor…..
UKIP’s general election campaign launch in Scotland didn’t go exactly to plan yesterday.
First of all a video link to Nigel Farage – who seems to have wisely decided to spend his party’s Scottish campaign down in England safely out of the reach of Scottish voters – couldn’t take place due to technical difficulties.
And then one of the UKIP candidates said she didn’t know which constituency she was standing in.
“I don’t know where I’m standing, I think it could be Sutherland,” UKIP candidate Annie Murray happily admitted to the assembled media.
And finally, UKIP candidate Emily Santos – who will take on Alex Salmond in the high-profile Gordon constituency – gave a car-crash interview to the media.
When the tongue-tied candidate was completely unable to answer any questions, the panicking UKIP spin doctor accompanying her was heard to give the excellent advice: “Words – use your words.”
“I don’t know,” was Santos’ brilliant reply.
I just love the UKIP.
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
Tom Pride’s here provides proof that UKIP aren’t just a group of homophobic, racist bigots, they’re also massively inept as well. Somehow I don’t think the Kippers are going to be a major force in the country that produced Adam Smith and Keir Hardie. it would, however, have made a brilliant episode of Rab C. Nesbit.
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The UK Idiot’s Party just keeps on giving!
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UKIP, making the Monster Raving Looney party look professional and a viable alternative.
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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“… Didn’t know which constituency she was standing in.” Sounds like the Tory party of old when candidates would stand, somewhere or other, in the ‘vain’ belief that they would ‘naturally’ be elected.
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Danny Alexander calls for corporate tax evasion crackdown – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31574557
LIB DEM CAUGHT DOING TOO LITTLE TOO LATE SAYS SPOKESPERSON
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“I don’t know where I’m standing, I think it could be Sutherland,” UKIP candidate Annie Murray happily admitted to the assembled media.”
This is hilarious!
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so what’s this? ukip say yes to fracking, sending scots down the coal mines, and stopping renewable’s….so perma-culture is definitely not on their agenda…
regressive/regression/oppressive is what it is…toffs they are and peasants know thy place…. http://radicalindependence.org/2014/05/05/ukip-not-welcome-join-fridays-rally/
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Idiocy x racism = UKIP
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Can’t stop laughing ..cheers tom 🙂
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https://vine.co/v/OQqQLp9hrdv He says Hi to the guy then: Look pretty Emily!
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Oh how I love UKIP car crashes they do brighten my day, bunch of idiots.
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Is it just me, or did someone at UKIP watch “The 100 Days of UKIP” program, and conclude that the key to a UKIP victory would be to have a young, attractive female candidate, who looks a bit foreign (but not too foreign), and have them shepherded by a white male UKIP ‘handler’?
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The United Kingdom Independence Party is the Party of the Future because the EU European Bloc will disintegrate as soon as Greece leaves or is chucked out. Thus speaketh the Oracle.
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PAY UP TO GET YOUR BENEFITS RE INSTATED
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Bob Chewie – Danny Alexander won’t have a seat come the election 🙂
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Do Ukip just go out onto the street and look for someone to become a member and then tell them they are a candidate?
You can tell that most of them are ex-Tory, they don’t know what the hell they are doing and they are lying each time they open their mouths.
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Reblogged this on Jay's Journal.
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“Sutherland”? Did she mean Sunderland? It’s obviously an easy mistake to make and it is ‘up-north’, so to speak, and not too far from the Scottish border.
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R. Wood – no, Sutherland is part of Scotland. It’s the name for that area on the mainland just south of the Orkneys and Shetland. It was founded by the invading Vikings way back in the early middle ages, and is mentioned in the Orkneyinga Saga, the legends of the Viking jarls of the Orkneys.
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Are we getting the politicians we deserve?
“I don’t know” may not be the right answer. Nor is “Yes” when asked “would you want to be Prime Minister?”. But both these answers are true, and I find it really annoying that any politician who says anything true is savaged and mocked by our press.
Meanwhile Politicians who tell us that their policies are helping people into employment, or paying down the deficit, when their policies are actually causing deaths from suicide and starvation are venerated as statesman.
Why are racists more objectionable than people whose contempt and indifference to the sufferings and hardships of other human beings is based on considerations other than race?
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That young woman looks really, really, uncomfortable!
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Lib Dem candidate Josh Mason posts crematorium selfie – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-31575460
LIB DEMS CREMATORIUM SELFIE
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Wow…. who does that?! The mind boggles.
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What I find even more disconcerting is that some people voted for UKIP in the European elections!!!!!!
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“Thankfully, most UKippers don’t need the help of a satirical magazine to make them think, they do it automatically. They can see with their own eyes what’s wrong with this country and are voting accordingly.
Vote UKIP!”
Someone posted this on YouTube video about private eye editor Ian Hislop
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Reblogged this on aspiblog and commented:
Another “how not to” masterclass from the Union of Knaves, Idiots and Parasites!
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This is a classic – have just reblogged it on aspiblog and shared with my twitter followers.
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