(not satire – it’s David Cameron!)
An eye witness has accused David Cameron of “lying” over his statement that two Russian bombers did not enter UK airspace.
“Cameron on the news saying the Russian never breached UK airspace – well then, mate, what the hell did Claire and I see tootling down the St Mawgan valley, and over Indian Queens??? Have Easy Jet switched to Bear Bombers? Not over the coast, but over St Eval, flying low and slow.”
And in an interview with local newspaper the Plymouth Herald, Ms Bamber directly accuses Cameron of lying:
“It is bizarre to hear the government publicly denying something that I witnessed with my very own eyes. I know David Cameron is lying. I saw the Russian bombers not only on UK airspace – but flying in-land. They were flying really low through the St Mawgan valley and around Cornwall. I am angry the government is denying this. I saw the damn things myself. I am not an imaginative person in that way. I know what I saw – and I saw the Russian bombers flying over UK soil.”
Of course, I’m sure Cameron’s desperate attempt to downplay a serious breach of UK defences by Russian military aircraft is nothing to do with the fact that pro-Putin Russians are bankrolling his party:
Anyway, here’s a handy guide to help you spot any Russian military planes you might come across in UK skies:
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