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Leading proponents of atheism have been left reeling and admitting that on balance of probability a God probably does in fact exist after U2 frontman Bono said he may never play guitar again as a result of a freak bike accident last year.

Even leading proponent of atheism, scientist Richard Dawkins, has been forced to admit that the evidence now points to not only the existence of an all-powerful God but a just and caring one at that.

In a tweet Mr Dawkins wrote:

“Bloody Hell. Bono not playing guitar ever again? Thank God for that!”

The shocking news comes just a week after God stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s values in a surprise Christmas message from the purported creator of the known universe.

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