(satire?)
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I’m told the Daily Mail has a similar story.
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Please feel free to share. And comment.
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Sneak look at tomorrow’s Daily Express shocking front page story:
30 Tuesday Dec 2014
Posted in sarcasm
Pride's Purge 
no mention of the biblical floods they’ll cause Tom
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and it should have said “Gay Muslim disabled extremist on benefits”
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Tom you are a bad influence! Tories in diguise…Eton boys! http://bbc.in/vTBLL1 Yuk! yeah!
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“COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU “
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
As the year ends, the press and media start their reviews of the year, with predictions for the year ahead. Here Tom Pride does something more modest: predicting what the Express will be like just one day in the future. The problem with this, is that he’s got the tone so right it’s barely satire. And far from being limited to tomorrow, it could be the Express on almost any and every day of next year.
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TOM ..ITS A SPOOF. SAYS SO SAYS “COMIC” AND GET YOUR DAILY DOSE OF RACISM
OBVIOUS INNIT
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Sadly the burglary gangs flying over from eastern europe on Ryanair seem to be true. Yet less than a year ago the possibility of this was being laughed at and those suggesting it may be possible were accused of being outrageous racists.But, you could argue it shares the wealth around Europe and is therefore good for mankind.
Maybe your spoof is nearer to reality than you think. After all, much of the Screaming Lord Sutch manifesto of the sixties is now embraced as mainstream. Happy New Year.
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TOM YOU LEFT OUT ” HOUSE PRICES “
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Happiness ‘on the rise’ globally http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-30629478
HAPPINESS IS ON THE RISE GLOBALLY
So thats alright then
Maybe Iain Drunken Shithouse had something to do with it, after all he is a ” HERO” ( cue Bonny Tyler and pass the sickbag)
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You are a very naughty boy, thank goodness
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“There is also a 1986 suggestion that sex aids could be banned as “obscene items” which could tend to “corrupt and deprave the public”.
The suggestion came from then-home secretary Leon Brittan, after a meeting with campaigner Mary Whitehouse.”
On BBC today about Mrs Thatcher tenure as PM
IRONY ALERT IRONY ALERT !!”
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You forgot the Madeleine McCann/Princess Diana non-story on the front! Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:44:38 +0000 To: barbara1926@live.co.uk
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.
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You forgot the snow story!
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Reblogged this on [Modern Times].
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This may be a hoax, however there are boatloads of Middle Eastern and North African migrants trying to land in European ports.
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How did you know? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30643368
“The Blue Sky M, carrying 970 migrants, believed to be mainly Syrians and Kurds, had been abandoned and left on autopilot by its crew, believed to be people traffickers.”
Mind you, there was also some competition from the broadsheets reporting the possible arrest of Sony Executives for a terrorist threat to N Korea thinly disguised as a cinematic black comedy entitled “The Interview”.
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