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God has stressed his commitment to David Cameron’s “Tory values” as he delivered his Christmas message to the country.
In his Christmas message, the man who many believe created the universe, praised the work of the coalition government and said cutting healthcare for the poor, making people homeless and increasing child poverty by 300,000 would make people reflect on the “very Christian values of giving, sharing and taking care of others‘” over the Christmas period.
The heart-warming statement from God came in reply to prime minister David Cameron’s own Christmas statement to the nation in which he emphasised his Christian values.
Through a spokesperson, God explained:
“Yeah. I can do sarcasm as well.”
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nearlydead said:
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penniewoodfall said:
It’s gettin worse Tom!
Grin…. Bah Humbug!
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Will Northcote said:
Tough love indeed.
All we need now is to dress Dickensian and his utopia will be complete.
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overburdenddonkey said:
imo christmas is a crime against humanity…
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FinkFurst said:
Tom – Here’s wishing you and your readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Let’s hope that next year will bring those people in desperate need some real changes for the better, and that political blog sites such as this will help contribute towards that end.
Cheers
FinkFurst/Muldvarp
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eviltorypervert said:
merry Christmas everyone ive got some stuffing to do.
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tunefultony said:
Finkfurst/ Muldvarp/ Contentious Twat/ Scrooge/ Wrapping Paper/ Whomever ::::: Merry F***ing Xmas and F**ck Off ::: Blah, Blah, F**king Blah.
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stewilko said:
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Bobbie big bollox said:
It’s all going so well. We now have “corporate social responsibility”. Which means, in essence large companies must put something back into their communities, by supporting a local charity, by constantly bullying staff to dress down or up, run, walk or cycle, give blood, buy food and donate money to a good cause. (in return for paying no corporation tax).
Meanwhile, the government cuts spending on social care etc, making that donation of a packet of dried pasta & 12 pouches of own brand cat food, vitally important to the social fabric of this great nation.
It also totally absolves me of all guilt & social responsibility.
Because, as Margaret Thatcher said, “there’s no such thing as society”.
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notesfromthenorth75 said:
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A6er said:
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thelovelywibblywobblyoldlady said:
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untynewear said:
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concernedkev said:
What did Cameron say in his fawning eulogy at Blessed Margaret’s funeral.”There are many Mansions in my Father’s House if it was not so I would have told you”. Notice how he uses Mansions !!! In other versions of this Gospel story Jesus says ” there are many rooms in My Fathers House if it was not so I would have told you”. I wonder which rooms are set aside for those who knowingly cause suffering to their fellow humans and then have the nerve to malign the name of Jesus Christ by claiming to be followers of the Man who preached the word of Love. I know to some who read this and other associated blogs may not be believers. I am and my socialist views and beliefs are framed by the teachings of Jesus. I am expected to love my enemies but that does not mean I have to tolerate their injustice far from it, To remonstrate with those in error is an act of love and to show them a better way of behaving if they are capable of changing. Unfortunately there are those who are blinded by their own vanity from seeing the light of truth of their own behaviour and how that affects others. During my working life I pursued a vocation has a Mental Nurse and I see in the characters of a lot of leading politicians the traits of the psychopathic personality. That cold unemotional approach to human suffering, the ability turn on crocodile tears and lie through their teeth. I have read the extracts of Cameron’s message in the Indy. It has it’s uses at Christmas when everyone has over indulged. If you need to be sick just read it.
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lawrencesroberts said:
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And a happy new year or do the best you can.
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