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In a surprise announcement, a group of sixth formers in Canterbury have admitted UKIP leader Nigel Farage is not actually real and that they created him as part of a phone app’ parodying right-wing politicians.
The app’ – which features a character called ‘Nigel’ who resides in a BBC TV studio and likes to kick women who don’t clean behind the fridge off the White Cliffs of Dover – was developed by a group of five 18-year-olds at the Canterbury Academy who work under the name FonGames.
The school’s principal Phil Karnavas however, expressed surprise that some people could believe the blazer-wearing, authoritarian, neo-Thatcherite character ‘Nigel’ – who pretends he’s a libertarian despite not liking foreigners and homosexuals much – was real.
In a statement Mr Karnavas said:
“Obviously ‘Nigel’ is a parody. I mean for heaven’s sake, he’s a public school, white, middle-class, city trader from Kent who pretends he is an anti-establishment outsider and thinks the UK can improve its weather by banning gay marriage. Surely nobody in their right mind could believe he was for real. Could they?”
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But you gotta be careful about parody… I remember the 70s, and how people would say “Alf Garnett is RIGHT!”
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Hahahahaha. Brilliant.
And Robert above *points* is on the money too.
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Do you think that, perhaps, the sixth formers mistook Mr Farage for ‘Molesworth’; and he was a fictional character, so I’m led to believe. I only went to a comprehensive so I clearly wouldn’t have a ‘ruddy’ clue!
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Let’s all pretend that UKIP isn’t real and maybe they’ll just go away!
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There is evidently some confusion here with a certain yokel called Nigel Fromage, [or mis-spelt as Frommage] from Somerset, a local farmer who is originally an immigrant from Brittany in Northern France, who grows Stilton cheese and button mushrooms on 60 acres of sodden West Country marshland.
Mr.Nigel FARAGE, on the other hand, is a well-liked UK Politician who was educated at Dulwich College, is astute, hirsute and politically savvy, his party doing very well in the Poles, currently on 15% of the vote, with the Liberal Democrats virtually extinguished on 6%, the Green party on 8%, Conservative party on 32% and Labour Party on 34%…Thus it is evident, without much reflection, that UKIP has now got the power to split the main party vote or do a deal with either of the main parties to sway the outcome of the next General Election in May 2015.
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Bollocks! They will sink without a trace!
Innit roight Tom?
Rrrraaaa…
Oh dear too much mulled wine!
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Logic don’t get you know where….. Innit? smile
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Actually i think Nigel was a tryout puppet for spitting image before the show ended.
they needed a barking mad reactionary puppet as a joke…
obviously some one found the puppet by the bins and thought it would be a laugh to
use that character for fun…
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Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
If only this were true ..!
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News.
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Oh dear how low can you get personal attacks like this just reflect your childlike vision of politics, why not a parody of cameron a drunk who forgets his son is in the pub, clegg who thinks he is a belgian, and millipede the boy who stabbed his brother in the back, or the greens who believe that the population needs to be shrunk, along with several other nazi policies regarding the environment.
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