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UKIP has suspended Winston McKenzie as chairman of its Lambeth and Croydon North branch after members expressed suspicions that he may be black.
Mr McKenzie was suspended after a letter of no confidence was signed by a number of members who have called on him to officially confirm he is not black – or step down as chairman of the branch.
The group has also asked Ukip’s executive committee to deselect Mr McKenzie as prospective Parliamentary candidate for Croydon North at next May’s general election should a formal investigation confirm he has been secretly concealing the darkness of his skin.
Mr McKenzie – who has admitted he may have inadvertently been black on at least one occasion in his youth – said his problems with the colour of his skin had been ironed out well before he he joined UKIP and declined to comment further.
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Pride's Purge 
No, Winston is definitely not black. Winston is not a black dude’s name. He is brown. He often gets mistaken for Trevor MacDonald, who is also brown….. On the other hand, Barry White was black and Cilla black is white…..
It’s all too confusing, isn’t it, especially when you go out on a dark moonless night….. 🙂
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It is pretty clear that the reasons for McKenzie’s suspension are nothing to do with his race if you read http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Ukip-suspend-Winston-McKenzie-Lambeth-Croydon/story-25740404-detail/story.html
[That link is in my blog post. You really don’t get satire, do you Claire?]- TOM
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The “funny” thing is… should his party ever get a majority (I know, I know, stop laughing at the back) he will immediately be sacked from his seat by UKIP and shipped off back to “bongo bongo” land and his seat will then be given to a nice white ex-cuntservative (sic) member.
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Say it loud !! I’.m UKIP an I’m proud
( No not really, sorry )
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haha its clair khaw again ..we needed a laugh . No doubt got tired of organising euthanasia for un married mums and disabled folks
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30552613 time capsule found inside 2 newspapers from 1909…
‘The newspaper carries a number of articles concerning socialist movements throughout Europe, and includes stories on the Paris Strike,
…..”The Liberal Betrayal”…….”Welsh Notes” on the threatened coal strike and the Russian revolutionary “Azeff Affair”.’
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@donkey bloody murdoch gets everywhere imagine a time machine with murdoch using it
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Your racial and political premise is wrong ‘Uncle Tom’ Pride. – Do you need an explanation of that? Or maybe the truth is that you really don’t get satire either.(Clue… just reversing something isn’t.)
[Yes Muldvarp – you probably also think I was “wrong” when I once wrote that NATO was planning to attack IKEA too….] – TOM
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@TOM PRIDE RE: FOI REQUEST RE HOME OFFICE
I PUT ON A FEW FOI REQUEST RE HISTORIC CSA ENQUIRY
1: REQUEST REFUSED
2 : ” YOUR REQUEST IS HIDDEN ”
NOW THEN MATE WHEN DID REQUESTS EVER GET HIDDEN?
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“you probably also think I was “wrong” when I once wrote that NATO was planning to attack IKEA too…” Whooosh!
Sorry, I don’t think I saw the one about IKEA. Was it funny?
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to the person that wrote this its not even funny its disrespectable and insulting just another cheap cheap shot good thing i am not black i might consider you a racist for using skin colour as a cheap shot when are people like you going to get it through there thick head we dont care what you lot say we know the media and the political class like to go all 69 on each other they must take us for idiots
[FYI Scott, to his great credit, Winston McKenzie retweeted this blogpost and thought it was funny. But he clearly is intelligent enough to get it – unlike you] -TOM
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