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Scientists are hopeful there will be a significant slowdown in global warming after one of its main causes – former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown – decided to quit as an MP at the next election.

And economists in the US also signalled optimism that the world economy is set to improve after the origin of the global slowdown Mr Brown announced he will not stand as a Labour candidate for the Scottish Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath constituency next May.

The news comes not long after the UK government announced £2.3bn to bolster flood defences after a coalition report blamed recent bad weather on Mr Brown’s previous Labour administration.

In 2013 Gordon Brown admitted that New Labour had done little to shore up the crisis in celebrity relationships during its 13 years in power and accepted full responsibility for the drifting apart and final split in the 14-year relationship between Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis.

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