(satire?)
George Osborne has been accused of being so tight-fisted that he keeps his Lib Dem deputy Danny Alexander shut inside the Treasury fridge “under lock and key”.
Mr Alexander, the Liberal Democrat Chief Secretary to the Treasury, said that the Chancellor often refused to let him out and that he used a padlock to keep him locked inside his “double-size” office fridge near his office.
The Lib Dem minister offered the gem about his Tory senior at a Westminster lunch for political journalists, and said that he put Mr Osborne’s sadistic nature down to the fact that the Chancellor went to St Paul’s, a public school in London.
“Lib Dem and Tory ministers do share things – but not Danny Alexander – who to my amusement the Chancellor still keeps under lock and key,” a senior treasury source said.
The shocking revelations come just days after Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg claimed he was made to perform demeaning and perverted acts against his will by senior members of the Tory Party for over 4 years in order to satisfy the increasingly perverted demands of their right-wing electorate.
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Pride's Purge 
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Disturbingly, this seemed quite credible on first reading – and I’m not sure there isn’t a grain of truth somewhere…..even if metaphorical.
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I was thought there was something frigid (or even glacial) about Gideon Osborne, however we must hold him tightly in our prayers this blessed day (Thursday 20 November 2014) because Gideon is a prim yellow chicken and the UKIP fox has been let loose in the Westminster hen house and also in Rochester, a walled Medway town with many Tory rebels……
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