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The leadership of the Labour Party were in crisis talks today after it was revealed that Britain could face severe shortages of tired old TV presenters, has-been pop singers and shite stage magicians if a victorious Labour government introduces its policy of taxing mansions worth more than £2 million after the next election.
The warnings come after key workers in essential public services such as worn-out light entertainment, middle-of-the-road pop music and outdated hackneyed old comedy acts threatened to quit the country should Ed Miliband become the next Prime Minister.
In unrelated news, a new opinion poll indicates Labour could attract as many as 89% of the votes at the next election if it announced policies that would make Gary Barlow leave the country as well as Griff Rhys Jones, Phil Collins and Paul Daniels.
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Pauline Seaman said:
Love it!!!!
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Jane Leach said:
Love this.
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anemoneofpromise said:
Reblogged this on anemone of promise.
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Ulysses said:
Who the fuck do they think they are?
Lets do a whip round for their one-way tickets
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barbara1926 said:
I was disappointed in Griff Rhys Jones! Love, Barbara
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sdbast said:
Reblogged this on sdbast.
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Penelope Woodfall (@PWoodfall) said:
Keep it up Tom 🙂
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A6er said:
Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.
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overburdenddonkey said:
more like champagne socialists in crisis, as labour abolishes itself…
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nedhamson said:
Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
This particular revelation should come with ten-foot pole to fend off fans of “stars” mentioned.
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nuggy said:
i think griff may of won the election for labour.
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tunefultony said:
Labour Party has less chance of winning the next General Election than a stuffed goose.
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Bal said:
I’d rather vote for a stuffed goose than for Scameron, Clugg and Fartage. Then again, i’d rather vote for a stuffed goose than for the Ed Millerband.
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