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The leadership of the Labour Party were in crisis talks today after it was revealed that Britain could face severe shortages of tired old TV presenters, has-been pop singers and shite stage magicians if a victorious Labour government introduces its policy of taxing mansions worth more than £2 million after the next election.
The warnings come after key workers in essential public services such as worn-out light entertainment, middle-of-the-road pop music and outdated hackneyed old comedy acts threatened to quit the country should Ed Miliband become the next Prime Minister.
In unrelated news, a new opinion poll indicates Labour could attract as many as 89% of the votes at the next election if it announced policies that would make Gary Barlow leave the country as well as Griff Rhys Jones, Phil Collins and Paul Daniels.
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Love this.
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Reblogged this on anemone of promise.
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Who the fuck do they think they are?
Lets do a whip round for their one-way tickets
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I was disappointed in Griff Rhys Jones! Love, Barbara
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Reblogged this on sdbast.
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Keep it up Tom🙂
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Reblogged this on Britain Isn't Eating.
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more like champagne socialists in crisis, as labour abolishes itself…
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Reblogged this on Ned Hamson Second Line View of the News and commented:
This particular revelation should come with ten-foot pole to fend off fans of “stars” mentioned.
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i think griff may of won the election for labour.
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Labour Party has less chance of winning the next General Election than a stuffed goose.
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I’d rather vote for a stuffed goose than for Scameron, Clugg and Fartage. Then again, i’d rather vote for a stuffed goose than for the Ed Millerband.
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