(satire?)
POLICE in Leeds have announced a clampdown on dangerously parked Prime Ministers after a jogger collided with one today on his way to a nearby gym.
A spokesperson for West Yorkshire Police said uniformed officers from the Neighbourhood Policing Teams will be on the look-out for any prime ministers which have been illegally left outside schools and public buildings or in busy pedestrian areas throughout the city.
Anyone caught obstructing a public thoroughfare with a carelessly parked prime minister could face a fine of up to £200.
The move comes just weeks after Home Secretary Theresa May announced plans to clampdown on public displays of poverty by making possession of a working class accent in public an imprisonable offence.
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I always thought that if you stop a jogger – they die. Must be wrong.
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Oh Goody……thats Fink Furst down! yeah! imprisonable offence……yeah!
Best learn to polish up your act FF hahaha 🙂
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pissflaps.
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Reblogged this on Still Oaks.
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Bill: Check out also Maroon 5’s groovy dance assault on the charts: MOVES LIKE JOGGER 🙂
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He must have been wearing blinkers!! — I think if he had tried that stunt in Putin’s Russia they would have thrown him in the dungeons of the Kremlin
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Actually…you got the wrong end of the stick…..wking class northern accent..an inprisonable offence! 🙂
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