Need help in unleashing your inner creativity?
Would you like to be more inventive?
Then help is at hand!
Here are 6 PROVEN techniques provided by the creative experts in TESCO’s famously imaginative ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT to help you put more innovation, creativity and inventiveness into your daily accounting:
1) Let your imagination run riot – when it comes to facts and figures
2) Think outside the box – especially the one marked earnings!
3) Be inventive – when asked to explain your accounts
4) Try seeing things from another perspective – preferably a made up one
5) Indulge your fantasies – by making everything up
6) Don’t be afraid of breaking rules – especially the ones issued by the financial regulatory authorities
7) Don’t put limits on yourself – by sticking to the law
8) Be as innovative as possible – in finding ways to swindle your investors!
For more information on unleashing your inner creativity, contact:
TESCO ACCOUNTS DEPT
TESCO SCO 5043
Dundee DD2 9XU
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