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Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has urged the UK government to consider military action against Scotland in the event of a vote for independence.
Mr Blair, who was prime minister between 1997 and 2007, broke his silence in the debate over Scottish independence to urge air strikes – including the use of the Trident independent nuclear deterrent – against Scottish strategic targets in the event of a ‘Yes’ victory next Thursday.
Interviewed in Kiev, Mr Blair said on Saturday that he hoped Scots would vote against independence, but warned that if Scotland voted to break up the United Kingdom then military intervention would be inevitable:
“Obviously I hope that Scotland votes to stay part of the United Kingdom. But Scotland should prepare itself for a full-scale invasion by ground forces if it doesn’t.”
Mr Blair’s comments came just weeks after the former PM called for NATO leaders to agree a joint campaign of targeted bombings and drone attacks against badgers in support of the UK government’s campaign to control the spread of TB in the British countryside.
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sdbast said:
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oldpob said:
If they threaten to make him special peace envoy to middle East Lothian… that’s the time to be really scared!
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overburdenddonkey said:
you’ll be interested to know who put up the YES sign http://wingsoverscotland.com/we-are-not-afraid/
“Last night, not long after the Orange Order had marched in the streets of Edinburgh with “NO POPERY” banners, a young woman with a life-limiting illness called Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency climbed the face of Edinburgh Castle with oxygen strapped to her back and tubes up her nose. (The only cure for A1AD is a double lung transplant.)
And this was her message to Gordon Brown:
“You may have scared me and my family for a short time but as is the pattern from Westminster, your lies were uncovered and you failed to capture me in your disgusting web of deceit.“ “
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Xantl (@Xantl) said:
Typical British policy (and US policy) to democracy – “Strike at it wherever it rears it’s ugly head!” – look at their support of US sanctions against Russia over the democratic vote in Crimea. Shows what a bunch of scoundrels they are…
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overburdenddonkey said:
http://new.livestream.com/accounts/6163639/BBCBiasV
protest ceilidh today in glasgow…14.00 on…
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Dan said:
Which moron wrote this post? Considering that link says nothing at all, grow up and get a grip!
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peter said:
Alex Salmond should be worried in the event of a YES vote because he bears an uncanny resemblance to Hugo Chavez…. and we know what they did to him….. 🙂
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oldpob said:
You don’t hear much of ‘Bert and Ernie’ either, come to think of it…
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Dan said:
Apologies, just realised haha I am a numpty!
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Smiling Carcass said:
It’s satire.
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Smiling Carcass said:
Sorry, Dan- commented ‘it’s satire’ before I got to this comment.
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Dan said:
No problem 🙂
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ChrisWintle (@Christo58318503) said:
Tony BLiar is just a warmongerer and should be tried for treason
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Smiling Carcass said:
I have read some satirical articles and thought them to be genuine- we should start a ‘Numpty’ blog!
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alice moore said:
No, I think first prize should go posthumously to Winston Churchill who was prepared to hand Scotland over to Hitler to save the rest of the UK in the event of an invasion.
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Póló said:
There is an Irish precedent for threats of extreme military retaliation in the event of a refusal to accept devo max.
http://t.co/5tj9BQI8hj
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Dan said:
Haha sounds like a good idea 😛
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Gary said:
This is satire but yes, the threat to “Bomb Scotland’s airports” has already been made by an ermine robed idiot. I don’t expect it to happen but what DOES worry me is that he felt it acceptable to say this and worse, was not criticised for doing so. In the independence referendum satire is nowhere near as ridiculous as the reality!
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stuartbramhall said:
Reblogged this on The Most Revolutionary Act and commented:
Tony Blair at it again.
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jtremaine said:
Indeed. an appropriate response. The rabid badgers and indolent moles should fear the wrath of Mr. Toad. Poison the salmon, pull down their kilts,let them eat hagus and ration the scotch. Mary Queen of Scots is rising from her grave. Depose the tyranny. Freedom YES. Hang the bankers and off the bloody big head!
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l. l. frederick said:
Hmm… Seems as if the Brits have invaded Scotland once or twice before. So it’s a tradition, and we know how they revere tradition. Scrap those plans to visit the Hebrides this fall.
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auntyuta said:
Seems like democratic votes count for nothing if they do not please the vested interests! We’ll see what happens to Scotland. Maybe rather than splitting away from England they should come to a mutual agreement about a revised tax system. Isn’t the oil revenue all that it is about? /would the UK be prepared to revise the tax system?
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jtremaine said:
no it is true. Oswald also was a lone gunman and the steel girders in the twin towers melted at 1000 degrees.
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penniewoodfall said:
You have an uncanny way…..of bringing me down Peter 😦
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penniewoodfall said:
Vive La Revolution! 🙂
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FinkFurst said:
Tom – I think there is no satire in this. Blair doesn’t give a shit about the Scottish referendum either way, because he has no personal financial or reputational investment in the outcome.
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Robert Blake said:
The only problem with this is that Tony Blair ‘ s chum, Lord Fraser of Carmyllie, suggested pretty much this two years ago
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/1341629
“England could have no choice but to bomb Scottish airports in order to defend itself from attack if Scotland became independent, the former Solicitor General for Scotland has warned.”
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johnplatinumgoss said:
Better than the old Private Eye.
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tunefultony said:
alice moore: What exactly do you then consider an ‘invasion’? — Don’t you think that air ‘invasion’ by enemy Luftwaffe aircraft counts as an invasion?? — During WW2, Peterhead was bombed 28 times, Aberdeen suffered 24 raids, Fraserburgh 23 raids, Edinburgh 18 raids, Montrose 15 air raids, Glasgow 11 raids, and there was a major air battle attack on Scapa Flow naval anchorage in Orkney…. In total there more than 500 German air raids on Scotland, 2,500 Scots died and 8000 were injured: So much for Hitler being in cahoots with Churchill.
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bobmouncer said:
Brilliant. There was a bit of me that – just for one second – half-believed it was true. That’s a measure of the history we’ve lived through recently.
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Todd Millions said:
Why should it take a yes vote?Surely in this case-Nuking the oatmeal savages back to the stone age,couldn’t require more than a Dehaviland Beaver! If bailing out mafias,has left London too strapped for cash-rent an Anaotov Colt from Poland. Remember,when the Romans realized they couldn’t hold the line-they bred up Yorkies,to protect civilization from the one threat it couldn’t possibly withstand-Scottish Women.
And we are supposed to worry about-Islamoterrorism!Phish! Even after the Vikings showed up and introduced kilts-showing them that there was a 3rd use for the english sheep they were stealing(previously they simply dipped their bare arses in blue dye and trotted off into the fog),development remained slow.
Trust me -from a Canadian perspective-ye can’t thin them out too much!
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Rudi Vaclav Affolter said:
Just the kind of stupid thing I could omagine Bliar saying. And have people forgotten that Trident is based in Scotland?
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